David Rodriguez

You don't know if it's forever, what it means, and the doctors.

Kind of doesn't give you good information.

It's all mystery.

It's like no science.

It's all painful.

And, you know, we just kind of went back to our life and kind of pretended that being able to drink champagne again was this awesome thing when it really wasn't.

And one day I was laying in bed and I was thinking about my childhood and I said to her, I'd really like to get a fish tank.

And she turned to me and said, that is a terrible idea.

You're not going to clean it.

You don't know anything about fish.

And she got up, and she stormed off and slammed the bathroom door behind her.

And you're probably making the connection that there was a larger thing going on here.

But at the time, I was just pissed off that she didn't like my awesome fish tank idea.

And I didn't put it together.

And then she came back, and she looked at me, and she said, I want a cat.

And we had had that conversation before.

I'm allergic to cats.

There's nothing to talk about.

This is one argument I should win.

And she said, are you really allergic to cats?