David Sampson

And you know what, Dan?

I'm not a newsbreaker, Dan.

Is this the first time you're listening to nothing personal?

You'd say that you listen every day.

I don't break news on nothing personal.

What were these stories?

Well, hold on.

What's the last story you broke, Zazz?

Nico Harrison being fired.

He had it before anybody.

I want everyone to stay calm.

The Bears are not moving to Indiana, but they're threatening.

So page one of the new stadium playbook is when you're not getting the amount of money from the taxpayers that you want, you threaten to go somewhere.

So the CEO of the Bears released an open letter to the fans yesterday

saying the whole Arlington Racetrack Stadium that we told you was a go.

Actually, we can't get enough public money, so now we've got to look elsewhere, including Northwest Indiana, which is me running the Marlins saying, you know what, Miami, we're so angry, we're going to look in Broward.

like that'll really get everyone's going no i threatened to move to texas or vegas or oregon you don't threaten to move to northwest indiana but then the governor of indiana came out and said we are all in on getting the bears here to northwest indiana i laughed at the whole thing the whole thing's crazy david didn't you wear a cowboy hat in order to kind of like he did

I did.

I wanted people to think I was a Texan, a little 65-inch Jewish Texan.

I had cowboy boots, too.