David Sedaris

We went to Egypt a couple months ago. All the postcards were bullshit. I went to Fiji. It was the same thing.

We went to Egypt a couple months ago. All the postcards were bullshit. I went to Fiji. It was the same thing.

We went to Egypt a couple months ago. All the postcards were bullshit. I went to Fiji. It was the same thing.

I got that in Australia, but it was Egypt, and I wished I'd brought it to Egypt.

I got that in Australia, but it was Egypt, and I wished I'd brought it to Egypt.

I got that in Australia, but it was Egypt, and I wished I'd brought it to Egypt.

It says, it's not the first time I've cheated on Hugh, but...

It says, it's not the first time I've cheated on Hugh, but...

It says, it's not the first time I've cheated on Hugh, but...

Okay. He doesn't want postcards. He doesn't want me to text him. He wants letters with stamps on them.

Okay. He doesn't want postcards. He doesn't want me to text him. He wants letters with stamps on them.

Okay. He doesn't want postcards. He doesn't want me to text him. He wants letters with stamps on them.

We were just talking last night. We had dinner with somebody. You can name drop. Jennifer Jason Leigh. Oh, my goodness. And then she looked out her window and saw flames, so she had to evacuate, and she didn't grab anything. And so we were talking about what would you grab. Exactly. What did you say?

We were just talking last night. We had dinner with somebody. You can name drop. Jennifer Jason Leigh. Oh, my goodness. And then she looked out her window and saw flames, so she had to evacuate, and she didn't grab anything. And so we were talking about what would you grab. Exactly. What did you say?

We were just talking last night. We had dinner with somebody. You can name drop. Jennifer Jason Leigh. Oh, my goodness. And then she looked out her window and saw flames, so she had to evacuate, and she didn't grab anything. And so we were talking about what would you grab. Exactly. What did you say?

Picasso painting, this big.

Picasso painting, this big.

Picasso painting, this big.

And, you know, it's small.

And, you know, it's small.