David Sedaris

We do not talk about that. We do never, ever, ever, ever, ever. And I thought everything could fall apart if I listened to his answer. After 35 years. 35 years, yeah. I'm so impressed.

We do not talk about that. We do never, ever, ever, ever, ever. And I thought everything could fall apart if I listened to his answer. After 35 years. 35 years, yeah. I'm so impressed.

No, I think it's good for a relationship. A lot of people think this. Never happened in our house. I mean, I know people who have that relationship. Right.

No, I think it's good for a relationship. A lot of people think this. Never happened in our house. I mean, I know people who have that relationship. Right.

No, I think it's good for a relationship. A lot of people think this. Never happened in our house. I mean, I know people who have that relationship. Right.

No, but if you were to go into the bathroom... I would... Respectfully not go for one. Turn on the TV. Not the TV, but something. It would depend. If there was a bathroom and it had a paper door and he went in there, then I would say, I'm just going to listen to this podcast with these big noise-canceling headphones on.

No, but if you were to go into the bathroom... I would... Respectfully not go for one. Turn on the TV. Not the TV, but something. It would depend. If there was a bathroom and it had a paper door and he went in there, then I would say, I'm just going to listen to this podcast with these big noise-canceling headphones on.

No, but if you were to go into the bathroom... I would... Respectfully not go for one. Turn on the TV. Not the TV, but something. It would depend. If there was a bathroom and it had a paper door and he went in there, then I would say, I'm just going to listen to this podcast with these big noise-canceling headphones on.

Yeah, or I would leave. When we lived in Normandy, there was one bedroom and then the bathroom and then the kitchen. And when we had company, he would be out somewhere and I would say, I'm going to go for a walk I would be back in exactly 20 minutes, you know, so people would know.

Yeah, or I would leave. When we lived in Normandy, there was one bedroom and then the bathroom and then the kitchen. And when we had company, he would be out somewhere and I would say, I'm going to go for a walk I would be back in exactly 20 minutes, you know, so people would know.

Yeah, or I would leave. When we lived in Normandy, there was one bedroom and then the bathroom and then the kitchen. And when we had company, he would be out somewhere and I would say, I'm going to go for a walk I would be back in exactly 20 minutes, you know, so people would know.

Does it ruin it? We had a house guest a while ago who said, oh, I'm going to go downstairs now and take a shit. And I said, why do you even say that? Just go downstairs.

Does it ruin it? We had a house guest a while ago who said, oh, I'm going to go downstairs now and take a shit. And I said, why do you even say that? Just go downstairs.

Does it ruin it? We had a house guest a while ago who said, oh, I'm going to go downstairs now and take a shit. And I said, why do you even say that? Just go downstairs.

It's just a different way of life.

It's just a different way of life.

It's just a different way of life.

Right. People who acknowledge it and say it's a part of life.

Right. People who acknowledge it and say it's a part of life.

Right. People who acknowledge it and say it's a part of life.