David Sedaris
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Podcast Appearances
I like hearing about other people.
I like hearing about other people.
I like hearing about other people.
There's nothing better. I like your story about shitting in your pants. Was it Home Depot?
There's nothing better. I like your story about shitting in your pants. Was it Home Depot?
There's nothing better. I like your story about shitting in your pants. Was it Home Depot?
I was at the airport a few weeks ago and my friend said, oh, look at that man. He looks so good in his seersucker suit. And he was like in his 70s and I fell in behind him later and he had completely shit in his pants.
I was at the airport a few weeks ago and my friend said, oh, look at that man. He looks so good in his seersucker suit. And he was like in his 70s and I fell in behind him later and he had completely shit in his pants.
I was at the airport a few weeks ago and my friend said, oh, look at that man. He looks so good in his seersucker suit. And he was like in his 70s and I fell in behind him later and he had completely shit in his pants.
No, I felt contempt for him. Oh. I got really early for my flight to the airport. I knew there was a gift shop. I knew they sold clothing. I'm like, why didn't you go and buy a pair of pants at the gift shop? If you thought this is a nice suit, I'm going to put it in a plastic bag. And I thought, you can't not know. Even if you sat in someone else's shed, you'd be like... Right.
No, I felt contempt for him. Oh. I got really early for my flight to the airport. I knew there was a gift shop. I knew they sold clothing. I'm like, why didn't you go and buy a pair of pants at the gift shop? If you thought this is a nice suit, I'm going to put it in a plastic bag. And I thought, you can't not know. Even if you sat in someone else's shed, you'd be like... Right.
No, I felt contempt for him. Oh. I got really early for my flight to the airport. I knew there was a gift shop. I knew they sold clothing. I'm like, why didn't you go and buy a pair of pants at the gift shop? If you thought this is a nice suit, I'm going to put it in a plastic bag. And I thought, you can't not know. Even if you sat in someone else's shed, you'd be like... Right.
Then I thought, well, maybe he took his underwear off.
Then I thought, well, maybe he took his underwear off.
Then I thought, well, maybe he took his underwear off.
No, you could see it. And I thought, what would I have done? So I would have bought the shorts. If you're that married to the pants, I would have completely washed them in the sink. It takes some work, but it's seersucker. You could get it done. If they had a hand dryer, you could go through all that and hand dry them and put them on again if you needed to.
No, you could see it. And I thought, what would I have done? So I would have bought the shorts. If you're that married to the pants, I would have completely washed them in the sink. It takes some work, but it's seersucker. You could get it done. If they had a hand dryer, you could go through all that and hand dry them and put them on again if you needed to.