David Sedaris

And she would go to the bathroom and we would follow her to the bathroom and she would throw up every single night. And then she would come out and say, And it wasn't until you're older that you're like, oh, the dental problems, mama's bulimic. Maybe now it would be a bit different, but at the time there wasn't a word for it. That didn't make her a bad mother. No. Right.

If my goal is to make people love my mother, I don't think that that impedes my goal any.

If my goal is to make people love my mother, I don't think that that impedes my goal any.

If my goal is to make people love my mother, I don't think that that impedes my goal any.

Every fall and every spring.

Every fall and every spring.

Every fall and every spring.

The longest one was 10 and a half hours. Oh my God. That was on a book tour.

The longest one was 10 and a half hours. Oh my God. That was on a book tour.

The longest one was 10 and a half hours. Oh my God. That was on a book tour.

Probably, but people are only going to wait in line for 10 and a half hours once. They're not going to do it a second time.

Probably, but people are only going to wait in line for 10 and a half hours once. They're not going to do it a second time.

Probably, but people are only going to wait in line for 10 and a half hours once. They're not going to do it a second time.

But usually if it's a lecture tour, it's a different thing because people bought a ticket. I got the longest one I did recently. It's like five hours. But usually I get in the theater and I start signing books immediately because I don't need any prep time. And I'm there at the theater because I got to do sound check. So what am I going to do? Sit in the dressing room.

But usually if it's a lecture tour, it's a different thing because people bought a ticket. I got the longest one I did recently. It's like five hours. But usually I get in the theater and I start signing books immediately because I don't need any prep time. And I'm there at the theater because I got to do sound check. So what am I going to do? Sit in the dressing room.

But usually if it's a lecture tour, it's a different thing because people bought a ticket. I got the longest one I did recently. It's like five hours. But usually I get in the theater and I start signing books immediately because I don't need any prep time. And I'm there at the theater because I got to do sound check. So what am I going to do? Sit in the dressing room.

So I do it beforehand and then I do it after. And usually you do it an hour before and two hours after.

So I do it beforehand and then I do it after. And usually you do it an hour before and two hours after.

So I do it beforehand and then I do it after. And usually you do it an hour before and two hours after.

Yeah, she said I take it off when I come home from work. I don't put it on for anyone. Once it's off, it's off. And it explains so much to me because I found this woman's phone in England and I tracked her down, which is really hard to do. And I knocked on the door and her husband came to the door and I said, I found a telephone. He called over Sherry.