David Sedaris

Yeah, she said I take it off when I come home from work. I don't put it on for anyone. Once it's off, it's off. And it explains so much to me because I found this woman's phone in England and I tracked her down, which is really hard to do. And I knocked on the door and her husband came to the door and I said, I found a telephone. He called over Sherry.

Yeah, she said I take it off when I come home from work. I don't put it on for anyone. Once it's off, it's off. And it explains so much to me because I found this woman's phone in England and I tracked her down, which is really hard to do. And I knocked on the door and her husband came to the door and I said, I found a telephone. He called over Sherry.

And then she comes to the door with her arms crossed over her chest as if I stole her phone. And then I realized, oh, she took a bra. Yeah. And her arms are crossed.

And then she comes to the door with her arms crossed over her chest as if I stole her phone. And then I realized, oh, she took a bra. Yeah. And her arms are crossed.

And then she comes to the door with her arms crossed over her chest as if I stole her phone. And then I realized, oh, she took a bra. Yeah. And her arms are crossed.

I met a Scottish woman who takes it off on the bus.

I met a Scottish woman who takes it off on the bus.

I met a Scottish woman who takes it off on the bus.

You know, like sometimes you're wearing a pair of shoes that's too tight or something. Yeah. And you come home and you take them off and you're like, oh, the last thing you want to do is put them back on.

You know, like sometimes you're wearing a pair of shoes that's too tight or something. Yeah. And you come home and you take them off and you're like, oh, the last thing you want to do is put them back on.

You know, like sometimes you're wearing a pair of shoes that's too tight or something. Yeah. And you come home and you take them off and you're like, oh, the last thing you want to do is put them back on.

But is that like when I was in Hawaii, I saw people with long sleeve shirts on and then they had hats on and they had things protecting their necks and they had sunblock. But part of me thinks when you're 60, you're going to look 60. Whether you live your life in the shadows. In the shadows.

But is that like when I was in Hawaii, I saw people with long sleeve shirts on and then they had hats on and they had things protecting their necks and they had sunblock. But part of me thinks when you're 60, you're going to look 60. Whether you live your life in the shadows. In the shadows.

But is that like when I was in Hawaii, I saw people with long sleeve shirts on and then they had hats on and they had things protecting their necks and they had sunblock. But part of me thinks when you're 60, you're going to look 60. Whether you live your life in the shadows. In the shadows.

But by that reason, then a tight brief would keep your ass firmer than boxer shorts.

But by that reason, then a tight brief would keep your ass firmer than boxer shorts.

But by that reason, then a tight brief would keep your ass firmer than boxer shorts.

Hey, it's really funny to hear a man say the word panties.

Hey, it's really funny to hear a man say the word panties.

Hey, it's really funny to hear a man say the word panties.