David Sedaris

Because a woman said to me, I had used the word panties in an essay. She said, only men say panties. I don't think that's true.

Because a woman said to me, I had used the word panties in an essay. She said, only men say panties. I don't think that's true.

Because a woman said to me, I had used the word panties in an essay. She said, only men say panties. I don't think that's true.

personally that if your testicles they look like taffy i'm gonna add that yeah like saltwater taffy if you put an ice cube then the coldness so maybe the heat had something to do with it had an enormous amount to do with it but i'm telling you even ice cubes would not have rectified the situation and i put my clothes on so fast and got out of that trailer you can't imagine have you ever seen kangaroos balls in australia they're just really disturbing

personally that if your testicles they look like taffy i'm gonna add that yeah like saltwater taffy if you put an ice cube then the coldness so maybe the heat had something to do with it had an enormous amount to do with it but i'm telling you even ice cubes would not have rectified the situation and i put my clothes on so fast and got out of that trailer you can't imagine have you ever seen kangaroos balls in australia they're just really disturbing

personally that if your testicles they look like taffy i'm gonna add that yeah like saltwater taffy if you put an ice cube then the coldness so maybe the heat had something to do with it had an enormous amount to do with it but i'm telling you even ice cubes would not have rectified the situation and i put my clothes on so fast and got out of that trailer you can't imagine have you ever seen kangaroos balls in australia they're just really disturbing

I absolutely love that you say that. When my second book came out, my first book, it was just stuff I'd written. And the second book, they said, what's your book going to be about? And I said, I'll go to a nudist colony because I'd never read anything about it. And I don't even like walking around my house barefoot. I'm the last person to go to a nudist colony. And I kept putting it off.

I absolutely love that you say that. When my second book came out, my first book, it was just stuff I'd written. And the second book, they said, what's your book going to be about? And I said, I'll go to a nudist colony because I'd never read anything about it. And I don't even like walking around my house barefoot. I'm the last person to go to a nudist colony. And I kept putting it off.

I absolutely love that you say that. When my second book came out, my first book, it was just stuff I'd written. And the second book, they said, what's your book going to be about? And I said, I'll go to a nudist colony because I'd never read anything about it. And I don't even like walking around my house barefoot. I'm the last person to go to a nudist colony. And I kept putting it off.

And then my editor found a place. And it turned out to be a senior citizen's nudist trailer park in upstate New York. So I went and I lived in a trailer. So I would get to my trailer and I would put my clothes on. And then someone knocked on the door and I'm like, just a minute. I'm racing to take my clothes off.

And then my editor found a place. And it turned out to be a senior citizen's nudist trailer park in upstate New York. So I went and I lived in a trailer. So I would get to my trailer and I would put my clothes on. And then someone knocked on the door and I'm like, just a minute. I'm racing to take my clothes off.

And then my editor found a place. And it turned out to be a senior citizen's nudist trailer park in upstate New York. So I went and I lived in a trailer. So I would get to my trailer and I would put my clothes on. And then someone knocked on the door and I'm like, just a minute. I'm racing to take my clothes off.

Because if you answered the girl with your clothes on, they'd be like, what's going on here? It was opposite land. Yeah. I was invited to somebody's house for dinner naked. And I went naked and you bring a towel and they're naked. You did that for how long? Ten days. Wow.

Because if you answered the girl with your clothes on, they'd be like, what's going on here? It was opposite land. Yeah. I was invited to somebody's house for dinner naked. And I went naked and you bring a towel and they're naked. You did that for how long? Ten days. Wow.

Because if you answered the girl with your clothes on, they'd be like, what's going on here? It was opposite land. Yeah. I was invited to somebody's house for dinner naked. And I went naked and you bring a towel and they're naked. You did that for how long? Ten days. Wow.

And this is senior citizens. They were playing the tonk a lot, which is a game where you take a metal ball and you toss it. And then the game's over and you go and you bend over and collect. So you were seeing people's assholes. They had a snack bar and the waitress would have a tampon string hanging out.

And this is senior citizens. They were playing the tonk a lot, which is a game where you take a metal ball and you toss it. And then the game's over and you go and you bend over and collect. So you were seeing people's assholes. They had a snack bar and the waitress would have a tampon string hanging out.

And this is senior citizens. They were playing the tonk a lot, which is a game where you take a metal ball and you toss it. And then the game's over and you go and you bend over and collect. So you were seeing people's assholes. They had a snack bar and the waitress would have a tampon string hanging out.

Yeah. People would come out of the bathroom and they'd have a big ring around their bottom so you would know exactly. Sometimes people go in the bathroom and you think, oh, maybe they needed to wash their hands or something.

Yeah. People would come out of the bathroom and they'd have a big ring around their bottom so you would know exactly. Sometimes people go in the bathroom and you think, oh, maybe they needed to wash their hands or something.