David Sedaris

Yeah. People would come out of the bathroom and they'd have a big ring around their bottom so you would know exactly. Sometimes people go in the bathroom and you think, oh, maybe they needed to wash their hands or something.

Wow, what a thing to do.

Wow, what a thing to do.

Wow, what a thing to do.

You know, I think being gay and being in a locker room or something, you're always kind of living in fear that someone's going to say, what are you staring at?

You know, I think being gay and being in a locker room or something, you're always kind of living in fear that someone's going to say, what are you staring at?

You know, I think being gay and being in a locker room or something, you're always kind of living in fear that someone's going to say, what are you staring at?

You're just extra super conscious.

You're just extra super conscious.

You're just extra super conscious.

But I always thought people are just wasting their time when they're thinking about like trans women in the bathroom. Hey, there's nothing to look at in the bathroom. And a trans woman is like, that's gay people you don't want in the locker room. You know what I mean? But not that they're going to attack you, but they're going to appreciate, you know, they're going to be looking at you in a way.

But I always thought people are just wasting their time when they're thinking about like trans women in the bathroom. Hey, there's nothing to look at in the bathroom. And a trans woman is like, that's gay people you don't want in the locker room. You know what I mean? But not that they're going to attack you, but they're going to appreciate, you know, they're going to be looking at you in a way.

But I always thought people are just wasting their time when they're thinking about like trans women in the bathroom. Hey, there's nothing to look at in the bathroom. And a trans woman is like, that's gay people you don't want in the locker room. You know what I mean? But not that they're going to attack you, but they're going to appreciate, you know, they're going to be looking at you in a way.

But I haven't read about a single person being attacked in the bathroom. No, no, no.

But I haven't read about a single person being attacked in the bathroom. No, no, no.

But I haven't read about a single person being attacked in the bathroom. No, no, no.

You know, when people were ragging on Ellen DeGeneres, and I don't know her, I've never met her, but I think she did so much more for gay rights than most activists because people watched her and people grew to love her, and then she said, I'm a lesbian, and they were like... Okay.

You know, when people were ragging on Ellen DeGeneres, and I don't know her, I've never met her, but I think she did so much more for gay rights than most activists because people watched her and people grew to love her, and then she said, I'm a lesbian, and they were like... Okay.

You know, when people were ragging on Ellen DeGeneres, and I don't know her, I've never met her, but I think she did so much more for gay rights than most activists because people watched her and people grew to love her, and then she said, I'm a lesbian, and they were like... Okay.

Yeah, and I just think trans people need that because I can't think of a single one that I've met who's like, oh, get that tiresome asshole away from me.