David Sims

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1,044 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2026 last heard 5d ago

David Sims’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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recordings per month · last 12 months
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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 3.

Appearances

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So look, I got one of them guys again, leaving Bravo been in the jungle. voice-verified
All he's got he's got a rut sack with with the uh pineapple grenade. voice-verified
This actually sh looks like a pineapple. voice-verified
It's World War Two. voice-verified
This is World War Two stuff. voice-verified
Yeah, but it's laying right there by his bed. voice-verified
He's under his mosquito net, boot comes through and knocks the mosquito net down. voice-verified
Well, he gets up, walks all across the room and walks in there and tells him, Hey boys, I'm trying to relax, y'all y'all settle down. voice-verified
Well they're drunk, they ain't gonna settle down. voice-verified
So he comes back in and it's here it comes again, the s junk comes in the room. voice-verified
Well he just wrenches down, grabs a pineapple grenade. voice-verified
Now I'm against the wall. voice-verified
Where he's throwing this grenade. voice-verified
Easier. voice-verified
Pop pops it, right? voice-verified
Hold it for about f five seconds and pose it in the r of the room. voice-verified
Well, I'm thinking the wall is fixed to blow out. voice-verified
So I I grabbed the mattress, do a f a flip, one one eighty. voice-verified
Cut my eye, the lips, everything else in the wiring of the stupid where I'm laying down. voice-verified
And I'm sitting there thinking the bitch just gone boo woo. voice-verified
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