David Sims
speaker
1,044 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Sep 2026
last heard 5d ago
David Sims’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 3.
Appearances
So look, I got one of them guys again, leaving Bravo been in the jungle.
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All he's got he's got a rut sack with with the uh pineapple grenade.
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This actually sh looks like a pineapple.
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It's World War Two.
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This is World War Two stuff.
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Yeah, but it's laying right there by his bed.
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He's under his mosquito net, boot comes through and knocks the mosquito net down.
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Well, he gets up, walks all across the room and walks in there and tells him, Hey boys, I'm trying to relax, y'all y'all settle down.
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Well they're drunk, they ain't gonna settle down.
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So he comes back in and it's here it comes again, the s junk comes in the room.
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Well he just wrenches down, grabs a pineapple grenade.
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Now I'm against the wall.
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Where he's throwing this grenade.
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Easier.
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Pop pops it, right?
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Hold it for about f five seconds and pose it in the r of the room.
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Well, I'm thinking the wall is fixed to blow out.
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So I I grabbed the mattress, do a f a flip, one one eighty.
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Cut my eye, the lips, everything else in the wiring of the stupid where I'm laying down.
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And I'm sitting there thinking the bitch just gone boo woo.
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