David Sims

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1,044 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Sep 2026 last heard 5d ago

David Sims’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 3.

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front page was Uncle Sy says there's no such thing as atheist. voice-verified
Go I done fired a bunch of non believers and God up. voice-verified
Yeah, so I had to give 'em one of the I said, Why? voice-verified
Let me let me explain. voice-verified
I said, Okay. voice-verified
I said, You're in Vietnam. voice-verified
I said, You're you're on guard duty at night in the foxhole. voice-verified
I said, There's two of you. voice-verified
One of 'em is a religious man, then there's another one that says, Hey, I don't believe in God. voice-verified
I said, Well guess what, Charlie, this is ten offensive. voice-verified
Charlie is coming. voice-verified
And he's fixed to kill everybody on this compound. voice-verified
Overrun it, kill 'em all. voice-verified
I said, so hey, the first thing you look, you look over the religious man is on his knees praying, saying, Father, I need a little uh divine help here because I'm in a serious bind. voice-verified
And I said, and guess what? voice-verified
You look over there and the guy that says he he don't he's an atheist and don't believe, I said, He's also on his knees and this idiot don't even know he's asking for help. voice-verified
I said, now that's why there's no such thing as a as a apist. voice-verified
Hey, as soon as I come back, what was funny, I come back, walk in, and Becky says, Hey, you get you need to go see Willie, the boss. voice-verified
And I said, Why? voice-verified
She said, You're in trouble again. voice-verified
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