David Spade

Dude, it's funny.

Dude, it's funny.

Dude, it's funny.

In those days, first of all, because it reminded me of my old car because this place is out in the middle of nowhere next to some junkyard where we're shooting. It's a nice area. I mean, it's a nice area if you have no money. So I used to go to this junkyard and go to pick a part. You know what that is where they have all the cars out there? You can go looking for what you need.

In those days, first of all, because it reminded me of my old car because this place is out in the middle of nowhere next to some junkyard where we're shooting. It's a nice area. I mean, it's a nice area if you have no money. So I used to go to this junkyard and go to pick a part. You know what that is where they have all the cars out there? You can go looking for what you need.

In those days, first of all, because it reminded me of my old car because this place is out in the middle of nowhere next to some junkyard where we're shooting. It's a nice area. I mean, it's a nice area if you have no money. So I used to go to this junkyard and go to pick a part. You know what that is where they have all the cars out there? You can go looking for what you need.

And you get a part for your own car. No one thinks this ultra pussy did that. I'd go out there when they got him a socket wrench looking for a Subaru brat handle and go. You know, they go, go out there. And that's how all that Joe Dirt stuff started because I'm like, I did that. Get an alternator. Put it in my Volvo. Put it in wrong.

And you get a part for your own car. No one thinks this ultra pussy did that. I'd go out there when they got him a socket wrench looking for a Subaru brat handle and go. You know, they go, go out there. And that's how all that Joe Dirt stuff started because I'm like, I did that. Get an alternator. Put it in my Volvo. Put it in wrong.

And you get a part for your own car. No one thinks this ultra pussy did that. I'd go out there when they got him a socket wrench looking for a Subaru brat handle and go. You know, they go, go out there. And that's how all that Joe Dirt stuff started because I'm like, I did that. Get an alternator. Put it in my Volvo. Put it in wrong.

And just live that gross – and it's 110 degrees out there and you're burning your hands. I remember my old Volvo was a 62 and I – it looked like a planter. I should have shaved the top off.

And just live that gross – and it's 110 degrees out there and you're burning your hands. I remember my old Volvo was a 62 and I – it looked like a planter. I should have shaved the top off.

And just live that gross – and it's 110 degrees out there and you're burning your hands. I remember my old Volvo was a 62 and I – it looked like a planter. I should have shaved the top off.

filled it with dirt and i would take if i ever had a date which was rare it was leaking a quart of oil a day yeah so for those of you at home that don't know that's a lot and i had to buy a quart i mean like like a box of pens oil and then every day at some point i had to put a cord in and if you ever had a date it was so embarrassing because at some point i had to have them put a cord in you know

filled it with dirt and i would take if i ever had a date which was rare it was leaking a quart of oil a day yeah so for those of you at home that don't know that's a lot and i had to buy a quart i mean like like a box of pens oil and then every day at some point i had to put a cord in and if you ever had a date it was so embarrassing because at some point i had to have them put a cord in you know

filled it with dirt and i would take if i ever had a date which was rare it was leaking a quart of oil a day yeah so for those of you at home that don't know that's a lot and i had to buy a quart i mean like like a box of pens oil and then every day at some point i had to put a cord in and if you ever had a date it was so embarrassing because at some point i had to have them put a cord in you know

And I had to explain how to do it. And I had to sit in the front seat and go, no, you got to poke the hole. And then you got to poke one of the other side.

And I had to explain how to do it. And I had to sit in the front seat and go, no, you got to poke the hole. And then you got to poke one of the other side.

And I had to explain how to do it. And I had to sit in the front seat and go, no, you got to poke the hole. And then you got to poke one of the other side.

There's a new problem where it's like. I don't want this guy screaming at me. Again, the microphone is too far away from my mug. So there's a new problem with a lot of people on medication. And when I grew up, I don't think anyone was. Now, did we have autism? Did we have ADD? It just – people thought you're weird. That's all. So – or just different. And then now people are on uppers, downers.

There's a new problem where it's like. I don't want this guy screaming at me. Again, the microphone is too far away from my mug. So there's a new problem with a lot of people on medication. And when I grew up, I don't think anyone was. Now, did we have autism? Did we have ADD? It just – people thought you're weird. That's all. So – or just different. And then now people are on uppers, downers.