David Spade

There's no way to have anything good with all this pressure and shit you got to do. And people like to rat you out. And people like to say, this guy, you know, he's a little – Yeah. A little power flower now and then. So if they start getting that word out there – I luckily never got that word. I didn't do any of the whole SNL.

There's no way to have anything good with all this pressure and shit you got to do. And people like to rat you out. And people like to say, this guy, you know, he's a little – Yeah. A little power flower now and then. So if they start getting that word out there – I luckily never got that word. I didn't do any of the whole SNL.

And that's the funniest part is that I did dabble a little bit before that just because I was in fucking showbiz. And you're from Arizona. You're from Scottsdale. Yeah. It's not still. Yeah. Well, it doesn't mean – it wasn't really the cocaine capital of the world. But I was in the comedy biz and a couple of guys had it and I was like fucking – I would partake just for fun. Yeah. Obviously.

And that's the funniest part is that I did dabble a little bit before that just because I was in fucking showbiz. And you're from Arizona. You're from Scottsdale. Yeah. It's not still. Yeah. Well, it doesn't mean – it wasn't really the cocaine capital of the world. But I was in the comedy biz and a couple of guys had it and I was like fucking – I would partake just for fun. Yeah. Obviously.

And that's the funniest part is that I did dabble a little bit before that just because I was in fucking showbiz. And you're from Arizona. You're from Scottsdale. Yeah. It's not still. Yeah. Well, it doesn't mean – it wasn't really the cocaine capital of the world. But I was in the comedy biz and a couple of guys had it and I was like fucking – I would partake just for fun. Yeah. Obviously.

And then – Oh, yeah, brother. But one time I did a lot and I was like – Yeah. I feel like I should go to the hospital. Yeah. You know?

And then – Oh, yeah, brother. But one time I did a lot and I was like – Yeah. I feel like I should go to the hospital. Yeah. You know?

And then – Oh, yeah, brother. But one time I did a lot and I was like – Yeah. I feel like I should go to the hospital. Yeah. You know?

And you'll walk over there. That's the craziest is – No, I fucking sprinted.

And you'll walk over there. That's the craziest is – No, I fucking sprinted.

And you'll walk over there. That's the craziest is – No, I fucking sprinted.

No, because the funny thing is you just turn into JonBenet. One bump and I'm like, oh, I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy and I'm feeling great. And then I made my friend drive me and I got there and he's like – and it was freezing and I was shaking and tight. And he goes, you got to go in there. And he goes, but they're going to ask. Because I didn't stand up for about a year. Right.

No, because the funny thing is you just turn into JonBenet. One bump and I'm like, oh, I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy and I'm feeling great. And then I made my friend drive me and I got there and he's like – and it was freezing and I was shaking and tight. And he goes, you got to go in there. And he goes, but they're going to ask. Because I didn't stand up for about a year. Right.

No, because the funny thing is you just turn into JonBenet. One bump and I'm like, oh, I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy and I'm feeling great. And then I made my friend drive me and I got there and he's like – and it was freezing and I was shaking and tight. And he goes, you got to go in there. And he goes, but they're going to ask. Because I didn't stand up for about a year. Right.

And they go, they're going to ask. And they're going to have to call the police. I go, no, no, no. Extra scared. And he cranks the heater on in the car. And I'm starting to fucking sweat. But this is a good friend. Because he was there with me for three hours. He goes, you should go in there in a second. But just tell me more. And I was calming down. This was the trick. I didn't know this.

And they go, they're going to ask. And they're going to have to call the police. I go, no, no, no. Extra scared. And he cranks the heater on in the car. And I'm starting to fucking sweat. But this is a good friend. Because he was there with me for three hours. He goes, you should go in there in a second. But just tell me more. And I was calming down. This was the trick. I didn't know this.

And they go, they're going to ask. And they're going to have to call the police. I go, no, no, no. Extra scared. And he cranks the heater on in the car. And I'm starting to fucking sweat. But this is a good friend. Because he was there with me for three hours. He goes, you should go in there in a second. But just tell me more. And I was calming down. This was the trick. I didn't know this.

And my heart was going from like 3,000 over 2,000 to like started to get – Back to normal and then it got light out. And then I go, let's go home. So gross. And then I go, I'll never do it again. Four days later, hey, dude. I'm fucking jinking. What a great guy. There's me and they make me jump. Oh, yeah.

And my heart was going from like 3,000 over 2,000 to like started to get – Back to normal and then it got light out. And then I go, let's go home. So gross. And then I go, I'll never do it again. Four days later, hey, dude. I'm fucking jinking. What a great guy. There's me and they make me jump. Oh, yeah.

And my heart was going from like 3,000 over 2,000 to like started to get – Back to normal and then it got light out. And then I go, let's go home. So gross. And then I go, I'll never do it again. Four days later, hey, dude. I'm fucking jinking. What a great guy. There's me and they make me jump. Oh, yeah.