David Spade

JJ Walker is close to the back.

Closer than this? That's what guys say when they put their wiener in my face. Can you go a little closer? I go, why? What are we doing? This isn't a blowjob. They go, no, no, no. Just try to touch the back of your throat with it. I go, but that sounds like it's heading towards a beach. Oh, is he talking about Kaepernick?

Closer than this? That's what guys say when they put their wiener in my face. Can you go a little closer? I go, why? What are we doing? This isn't a blowjob. They go, no, no, no. Just try to touch the back of your throat with it. I go, but that sounds like it's heading towards a beach. Oh, is he talking about Kaepernick?

Closer than this? That's what guys say when they put their wiener in my face. Can you go a little closer? I go, why? What are we doing? This isn't a blowjob. They go, no, no, no. Just try to touch the back of your throat with it. I go, but that sounds like it's heading towards a beach. Oh, is he talking about Kaepernick?

That's Grohl. Yeah, that's Grohl. Who's the guy in the back?

That's Grohl. Yeah, that's Grohl. Who's the guy in the back?

That's Grohl. Yeah, that's Grohl. Who's the guy in the back?

That's a woman. No, that isn't. It could be. that guy's just a homeless dude that walked on the set.

That's a woman. No, that isn't. It could be. that guy's just a homeless dude that walked on the set.

That's a woman. No, that isn't. It could be. that guy's just a homeless dude that walked on the set.

They really got effed on Snow White though. That is, it did not work in any way, shape or form.

They really got effed on Snow White though. That is, it did not work in any way, shape or form.

They really got effed on Snow White though. That is, it did not work in any way, shape or form.

I think China White was. Yeah, that's what it should be. I was around for China White when I was a kid. Like that was the – I was so lucky because you used to do a little sniffy-jiffy, I heard. Yeah. It is fun. There are negatives, but we always start with the positives, especially about that. If I could afford more when I was parking cars and being a busboy, I would have definitely gone crazy.

I think China White was. Yeah, that's what it should be. I was around for China White when I was a kid. Like that was the – I was so lucky because you used to do a little sniffy-jiffy, I heard. Yeah. It is fun. There are negatives, but we always start with the positives, especially about that. If I could afford more when I was parking cars and being a busboy, I would have definitely gone crazy.

I think China White was. Yeah, that's what it should be. I was around for China White when I was a kid. Like that was the – I was so lucky because you used to do a little sniffy-jiffy, I heard. Yeah. It is fun. There are negatives, but we always start with the positives, especially about that. If I could afford more when I was parking cars and being a busboy, I would have definitely gone crazy.

I could not, thank God. I could do a quarter gram in a weekend. Then I just, I could only afford 25 bucks. That was it. And even that wasn't money well spent, but don't get all excited. You're getting a boner. It is exciting. I mean, talking about it, doing it, it was fun. It was hard to just quit it, but it's just, I just watch and you go, no way to have a career.

I could not, thank God. I could do a quarter gram in a weekend. Then I just, I could only afford 25 bucks. That was it. And even that wasn't money well spent, but don't get all excited. You're getting a boner. It is exciting. I mean, talking about it, doing it, it was fun. It was hard to just quit it, but it's just, I just watch and you go, no way to have a career.

I could not, thank God. I could do a quarter gram in a weekend. Then I just, I could only afford 25 bucks. That was it. And even that wasn't money well spent, but don't get all excited. You're getting a boner. It is exciting. I mean, talking about it, doing it, it was fun. It was hard to just quit it, but it's just, I just watch and you go, no way to have a career.

There's no way to have anything good with all this pressure and shit you got to do. And people like to rat you out. And people like to say, this guy, you know, he's a little – Yeah. A little power flower now and then. So if they start getting that word out there – I luckily never got that word. I didn't do any of the whole SNL.