David Spade
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Podcast Appearances
Crippled pussy, stay wet.
So you're doing crippled pussy?
Yeah, that's why I got these wheelchair gloves, David Spade.
And he stops, and he goes, I'm not going to fuck with you, Jay Morris.
You legendary.
Yeah, Jay Moore got me boy pregnant.
I like when Tracy does observational humor, but it's only observational to Tracy.
He's on stage like Oxnard.
Who else remembers finger fucking Portuguese girls on the handball courts?
You know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.
It's like old white people with turquoise.
They're on the handball courts.
They all have like turquoise jewelry on.
They're all like earthy.
They're from Montecito.
They just went down to Oxnard.
Uh...
Harvey Keitel.
I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong.