David Spade

Shit, that's hysterical. That was not exactly what I was going for. And thank you for that insulting insult. But no, he seems like a good dude. I just don't. Actually, he looks better than me. Fuck, what am I saying? What the fuck, dude?

Shit, that's hysterical. That was not exactly what I was going for. And thank you for that insulting insult. But no, he seems like a good dude. I just don't. Actually, he looks better than me. Fuck, what am I saying? What the fuck, dude?

Shit, that's hysterical. That was not exactly what I was going for. And thank you for that insulting insult. But no, he seems like a good dude. I just don't. Actually, he looks better than me. Fuck, what am I saying? What the fuck, dude?

He's naked from the waist down with his dong out.

He's naked from the waist down with his dong out.

He's naked from the waist down with his dong out.

You know, like when they tell you what to wear, I mean, they don't tell you, but they go, what are you going to wear? And of course, I'm not like a...

You know, like when they tell you what to wear, I mean, they don't tell you, but they go, what are you going to wear? And of course, I'm not like a...

You know, like when they tell you what to wear, I mean, they don't tell you, but they go, what are you going to wear? And of course, I'm not like a...

full girl going to the oscars so i go i don't know so it gets closer and they're like show it so we can hold it up with the back i go i don't give a shit dude so i get there and i'm i have two outfits i have this outfits it's already bad enough yeah i just said outfits so i walk into the rack like elton john like a nordstrom rack no just a rack of clothes oh yeah from nordstrom right yeah so i go in there and i go what about this then i go out there that day and they're like do you still not know and i go i don't know and then uh

full girl going to the oscars so i go i don't know so it gets closer and they're like show it so we can hold it up with the back i go i don't give a shit dude so i get there and i'm i have two outfits i have this outfits it's already bad enough yeah i just said outfits so i walk into the rack like elton john like a nordstrom rack no just a rack of clothes oh yeah from nordstrom right yeah so i go in there and i go what about this then i go out there that day and they're like do you still not know and i go i don't know and then uh

full girl going to the oscars so i go i don't know so it gets closer and they're like show it so we can hold it up with the back i go i don't give a shit dude so i get there and i'm i have two outfits i have this outfits it's already bad enough yeah i just said outfits so i walk into the rack like elton john like a nordstrom rack no just a rack of clothes oh yeah from nordstrom right yeah so i go in there and i go what about this then i go out there that day and they're like do you still not know and i go i don't know and then uh

I wear the shirt and then I go, I'm going to put – so I just wore a shirt and a coat that I wasn't supposed to wear. Because, you know, and they go, you need a copy of that in case – you think I'm going to ruin this between shows? And they're like, yeah. So I fell for that last time. And then Nikki Glaser goes, I have some dress from like 1930. And I go – well, don't you have to have a double?

I wear the shirt and then I go, I'm going to put – so I just wore a shirt and a coat that I wasn't supposed to wear. Because, you know, and they go, you need a copy of that in case – you think I'm going to ruin this between shows? And they're like, yeah. So I fell for that last time. And then Nikki Glaser goes, I have some dress from like 1930. And I go – well, don't you have to have a double?

I wear the shirt and then I go, I'm going to put – so I just wore a shirt and a coat that I wasn't supposed to wear. Because, you know, and they go, you need a copy of that in case – you think I'm going to ruin this between shows? And they're like, yeah. So I fell for that last time. And then Nikki Glaser goes, I have some dress from like 1930. And I go – well, don't you have to have a double?

She goes, fuck that. I'm not going to. And I go, yeah, what am I doing? Why am I taking fucking orders? Wasting money on extra clothes too. Yeah. And all of mine are like one of a kind. Oh, you can tell that's authentic. One of a kind flannel shirt that you can have in any Google search in two seconds. But it was fun to do. I'm glad it's out. It's fun.

She goes, fuck that. I'm not going to. And I go, yeah, what am I doing? Why am I taking fucking orders? Wasting money on extra clothes too. Yeah. And all of mine are like one of a kind. Oh, you can tell that's authentic. One of a kind flannel shirt that you can have in any Google search in two seconds. But it was fun to do. I'm glad it's out. It's fun.

She goes, fuck that. I'm not going to. And I go, yeah, what am I doing? Why am I taking fucking orders? Wasting money on extra clothes too. Yeah. And all of mine are like one of a kind. Oh, you can tell that's authentic. One of a kind flannel shirt that you can have in any Google search in two seconds. But it was fun to do. I'm glad it's out. It's fun.

You know, some of the jokes I still do because they're longer now. That's the funny thing is you do a joke and then it's, it's a minute of your act and then now it's five minute chunk. I'm like, oh, but I did the beginning, but now it's so much longer. But I don't really care. I like a couple of things I've done before because they really work.

You know, some of the jokes I still do because they're longer now. That's the funny thing is you do a joke and then it's, it's a minute of your act and then now it's five minute chunk. I'm like, oh, but I did the beginning, but now it's so much longer. But I don't really care. I like a couple of things I've done before because they really work.