David Spade
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You know what that is?
Absolutely.
That's a place in Arizona where they have all these old trash cars and you give them like five bucks to go in and then you bring your own tools and you go find an alternator and you go...
and you take it out and then you walk up and put it on the scale and then they go, she's worth about 25.
And so you can find some good shit.
My gas cap was so cool on my old Volvo that everyone kept stealing it and my stick shift had a knob on it that was chrome and it got stolen within minutes.
That's a lovely story.
You know what?
Let's save that.
Fucker.
God dang it.
I should have saved that for sweeps.
You prick.
Wake up, Dana.
You can't beat the snoozer.
We had mixed reviews on the YouTube comments.
Maybe a bit too much.
Here's a character I auditioned for in a movie, but I didn't get it because I did different breathing than this.
Tell me who it is.
Very close.