David Spade

You know, some of the jokes I still do because they're longer now. That's the funny thing is you do a joke and then it's, it's a minute of your act and then now it's five minute chunk. I'm like, oh, but I did the beginning, but now it's so much longer. But I don't really care. I like a couple of things I've done before because they really work.

And then I put in new stuff and then it's just always in rotation of, I'll pull something from the old bag and then I'll have all this new shit. So whatever.

And then I put in new stuff and then it's just always in rotation of, I'll pull something from the old bag and then I'll have all this new shit. So whatever.

And then I put in new stuff and then it's just always in rotation of, I'll pull something from the old bag and then I'll have all this new shit. So whatever.

Because, you know, it's never like you do some bit that works and it doesn't work. Like if it bombed and people are like, boo, like you did that before. It's not like that. They still work. Yeah. Yeah, they want to see the new stuff too. And sometimes when I go to people, if I saw you, I'd be like – I remember the first time I saw you and stuff you were doing.

Because, you know, it's never like you do some bit that works and it doesn't work. Like if it bombed and people are like, boo, like you did that before. It's not like that. They still work. Yeah. Yeah, they want to see the new stuff too. And sometimes when I go to people, if I saw you, I'd be like – I remember the first time I saw you and stuff you were doing.

Because, you know, it's never like you do some bit that works and it doesn't work. Like if it bombed and people are like, boo, like you did that before. It's not like that. They still work. Yeah. Yeah, they want to see the new stuff too. And sometimes when I go to people, if I saw you, I'd be like – I remember the first time I saw you and stuff you were doing.

I'd be like, oh, I hope he does this and this and this because those are like my fun ones. I want to tell someone and have them watch them.

I'd be like, oh, I hope he does this and this and this because those are like my fun ones. I want to tell someone and have them watch them.

I'd be like, oh, I hope he does this and this and this because those are like my fun ones. I want to tell someone and have them watch them.

And then sometimes I do that with comics and they don't do it and I go – I go – because sometimes, you know, by the fifth special these people do, it's just too watered down. It's too hard to be that good in one year. It's too hard. You don't buff them out. You need to really work on it.

And then sometimes I do that with comics and they don't do it and I go – I go – because sometimes, you know, by the fifth special these people do, it's just too watered down. It's too hard to be that good in one year. It's too hard. You don't buff them out. You need to really work on it.

And then sometimes I do that with comics and they don't do it and I go – I go – because sometimes, you know, by the fifth special these people do, it's just too watered down. It's too hard to be that good in one year. It's too hard. You don't buff them out. You need to really work on it.

Yeah. You're printing money. Oh, David, that is not true. If I had your money, I'd throw mine away. Oh, dude, get out of here.

Yeah. You're printing money. Oh, David, that is not true. If I had your money, I'd throw mine away. Oh, dude, get out of here.

Yeah. You're printing money. Oh, David, that is not true. If I had your money, I'd throw mine away. Oh, dude, get out of here.

You bought a car lot. Yeah, dude. I got a car. Fuck yeah. You see me buzzing around. Did you just buy the original Joe Derrick car or no? I did not. It was 330 grand. I didn't know it would be that much. Was it really? Yeah, I went to an auction. Did you even look at – were you there on the auction? No, but the guy DMed me and he said, hey, do you want to –

You bought a car lot. Yeah, dude. I got a car. Fuck yeah. You see me buzzing around. Did you just buy the original Joe Derrick car or no? I did not. It was 330 grand. I didn't know it would be that much. Was it really? Yeah, I went to an auction. Did you even look at – were you there on the auction? No, but the guy DMed me and he said, hey, do you want to –

You bought a car lot. Yeah, dude. I got a car. Fuck yeah. You see me buzzing around. Did you just buy the original Joe Derrick car or no? I did not. It was 330 grand. I didn't know it would be that much. Was it really? Yeah, I went to an auction. Did you even look at – were you there on the auction? No, but the guy DMed me and he said, hey, do you want to –

buy the old i was it the fucking real one because i do like cars and i don't have enough room for but i like i have i'm into it i'm like i'm not gonna drive the thing around i'd like to have it just to have it the director of tommy boy has it has a tommy boy car and i'm like those are fun to have so i said uh how much and he goes i'm deciding between three and five hundred grand i go