David Spade
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Darth Vader.
No, but listen, my little noises are gonna be replaced by AI and I'm really scared.
Oh, is that how, you say it a lot around the house?
That's all you heard finally.
Shit, I got to get a good one.
Here's one that sounds like Sandler.
Okay, wait, speaking of tough, did you see that this dude that plays Jack Reacher, who is a freaking monster, knocked out his neighbor?
I'm like, who is fighting...
Who goes up to him and goes, you think you're tough?
Just because you're 6'9"?
You think you're tough?
I'll snap your neck.
I don't care if you're 7'3", 404.
You Reacher, I break her.
And because Jack Reacher, I guess it was a comic book.
He's just some bigger than life guy.
And then when Tom Cruise did it, they had to adjust the dialogue like this huge dude came in.
He must have been 5'4".
He was knocking everybody out.
Let's at least be honest.