David Spade

And God bless everyone.

Obviously, Austin's a great city.

Well, I like it because it's safe, you know, and I know people might say, you know, the 14 people were shot last week on that one block, but I'll tell you this, I feel safe there.

Even though I hear gunshots a lot, I still feel safe knowing that the people that are shooting me, someone may shoot them.

That feels good to me.

That is, it is good.

First, it's just the way I feel.

So where do you live now?

I live in Dubai right now.

Right now and from Dubai.

Right now I'm broadcasting from Dubai and I'm incorporated.

My business is in Dubai and Qatar.

My bank account is in Qatar.

I'm a Qatari national at the moment.

And I'm just kind of hopping around the Gulf states to see which one feels the best.

They don't bother me.

I like to look at them on my walk and it's just a natural progression of the way things are.

You know, you're going to see a drone in the sky.

You can't freak out.

may not a big story anymore it's just like how crazy is the world when the drone they're like i saw a huge ufo mothership yesterday they're like yeah i know and also the ai kind of blurs it it's just trying to get aliens going like every like three weeks the government comes out and they tell people they go by the way there's aliens and then some like mother is like hey why is chicken 96 dollars