David Spade

uh make them understand la lost a million people in the last year it's the biggest population decline of any metropolitan area of comparable size you know i mean in the in the entire country and there are very few there's like none la lost more people than anything else uh because jobs aren't here and um they're shooting everything everywhere else they're shooting it so it was cool that you shot bus boys in l.a yeah so it can be done it didn't seem to change the landscape enough

I moved for about seven months, yeah.

yeah and then you broke the news to adam you get that backstage that you didn't love it anymore and you were gonna yeah well i like listen there's a lot of things i like about austin i like going out to dinner and getting sick um you know what i mean like i don't need to eat food that was got that day you know i'm not one of those guys i like how brown it is i like how you you know the air feels like you're smoking all the time

It's a great city and I like it.

It's three or four blocks.

It's easy.

You can navigate it.

I like it.

I like that everyone's a communist, but also weirdly Hitler like that.

They've accomplished an interesting political thing.

You're like you're a racist Nazi communist.

it's it's amazing so it's it is heaven on earth but i i i found myself drawn back to california unfortunately probably till the end and that's just what it is well i do like yeah did you miss the 14.2 state tax and a part of you is like i like writing that check well here's the hard part here's a good thing about texas you if there's you you get to austin and you you do have your accountant says to you at the end of the year you have a lot more money

So then you go, wow, you look at all this money and you call your friends.

I got a lot of money.

So you go down to Miss Vicky's house of brisket.

And I mean, you start buying meat by the pound and then you eat it.

And then in your car, you begin to sweat and feel ill and you pull over and then you go to sleep and you go money well spent.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

As soon as I had those savings, I said, I got to get out of here.