David Spade

filled it with dirt and i would take if i ever had a date which was rare it was leaking a quart of oil a day yeah so for those of you at home that don't know that's a lot and i had to buy a quart i mean like like a box of pens oil and then every day at some point i had to put a cord in and if you ever had a date it was so embarrassing because at some point i had to have them put a cord in you know

And I had to explain how to do it. And I had to sit in the front seat and go, no, you got to poke the hole. And then you got to poke one of the other side.

And I had to explain how to do it. And I had to sit in the front seat and go, no, you got to poke the hole. And then you got to poke one of the other side.

And I had to explain how to do it. And I had to sit in the front seat and go, no, you got to poke the hole. And then you got to poke one of the other side.

There's a new problem where it's like. I don't want this guy screaming at me. Again, the microphone is too far away from my mug. So there's a new problem with a lot of people on medication. And when I grew up, I don't think anyone was. Now, did we have autism? Did we have ADD? It just – people thought you're weird. That's all. So – or just different. And then now people are on uppers, downers.

There's a new problem where it's like. I don't want this guy screaming at me. Again, the microphone is too far away from my mug. So there's a new problem with a lot of people on medication. And when I grew up, I don't think anyone was. Now, did we have autism? Did we have ADD? It just – people thought you're weird. That's all. So – or just different. And then now people are on uppers, downers.

There's a new problem where it's like. I don't want this guy screaming at me. Again, the microphone is too far away from my mug. So there's a new problem with a lot of people on medication. And when I grew up, I don't think anyone was. Now, did we have autism? Did we have ADD? It just – people thought you're weird. That's all. So – or just different. And then now people are on uppers, downers.

So there's – And some boners go away. That's what I'm hearing. So that's why blue chew and boner pills are everywhere and they're for younger people, not just people.

So there's – And some boners go away. That's what I'm hearing. So that's why blue chew and boner pills are everywhere and they're for younger people, not just people.

So there's – And some boners go away. That's what I'm hearing. So that's why blue chew and boner pills are everywhere and they're for younger people, not just people.

Fucking rock hard. Winged up.

Fucking rock hard. Winged up.

Fucking rock hard. Winged up.

I mean, I don't know what these – Fucking sundial in there.

I mean, I don't know what these – Fucking sundial in there.

I mean, I don't know what these – Fucking sundial in there.

Like no picture? No picture for that?

Like no picture? No picture for that?

Like no picture? No picture for that?

You can hang your coat. No, no, I know. Baby boners are really – I feel like when I go to the gas station and they always have like – Those sort of fake ones right there. Oh, yeah.