David Spade

You can hang your coat. No, no, I know. Baby boners are really – I feel like when I go to the gas station and they always have like – Those sort of fake ones right there. Oh, yeah.

You can hang your coat. No, no, I know. Baby boners are really – I feel like when I go to the gas station and they always have like – Those sort of fake ones right there. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Two billion. Impulse buy. And I go, I don't know. I'm getting my stuff. Here's my pretzels. And they're like, hey, rod for the road. I'm like, why not? I mean, I'm going to Irvine. It's a long drive. Who wants a boner to drive around? Anyway, I don't know if that's what they're for.

Yeah. Two billion. Impulse buy. And I go, I don't know. I'm getting my stuff. Here's my pretzels. And they're like, hey, rod for the road. I'm like, why not? I mean, I'm going to Irvine. It's a long drive. Who wants a boner to drive around? Anyway, I don't know if that's what they're for.

Yeah. Two billion. Impulse buy. And I go, I don't know. I'm getting my stuff. Here's my pretzels. And they're like, hey, rod for the road. I'm like, why not? I mean, I'm going to Irvine. It's a long drive. Who wants a boner to drive around? Anyway, I don't know if that's what they're for.

Extreme Rod.

Extreme Rod.

Extreme Rod.

Well, I think we had the same driver because I think he texted me and said, I got Theo now. But I was, I don't do a lot of bus tours. And we were, I think in Kentucky, it was perfecto for Joe Dirt. And so, so many people were saying, were knowing me from Joe Dirt that I said, fuck, there are firework stands here. Like there were in Arizona when I, grew up.

Well, I think we had the same driver because I think he texted me and said, I got Theo now. But I was, I don't do a lot of bus tours. And we were, I think in Kentucky, it was perfecto for Joe Dirt. And so, so many people were saying, were knowing me from Joe Dirt that I said, fuck, there are firework stands here. Like there were in Arizona when I, grew up.

Well, I think we had the same driver because I think he texted me and said, I got Theo now. But I was, I don't do a lot of bus tours. And we were, I think in Kentucky, it was perfecto for Joe Dirt. And so, so many people were saying, were knowing me from Joe Dirt that I said, fuck, there are firework stands here. Like there were in Arizona when I, grew up.

And so I said, let's, let's find one and pull over. I just want to go in and see what they have, you know, see the new stuff. You got the good stuff. I did ask him, they got the good stuff. And then, uh, so the funny part was we went in and it was sort of an older woman and two young guys and they knew me right away, but I did have a hat on and shades, but they knew it right away.

And so I said, let's, let's find one and pull over. I just want to go in and see what they have, you know, see the new stuff. You got the good stuff. I did ask him, they got the good stuff. And then, uh, so the funny part was we went in and it was sort of an older woman and two young guys and they knew me right away, but I did have a hat on and shades, but they knew it right away.

And so I said, let's, let's find one and pull over. I just want to go in and see what they have, you know, see the new stuff. You got the good stuff. I did ask him, they got the good stuff. And then, uh, so the funny part was we went in and it was sort of an older woman and two young guys and they knew me right away, but I did have a hat on and shades, but they knew it right away.

And then they took me around and showed me all their ones and The Godfather. This one, you know, it's basically just, basically you get to a point where what North Korea has. Yeah. It's really, it gets very extreme. We, when I grew up, Black Cats, The Basics, M80s, Roman Candles were a hit. Yeah. And then Whistling Pussy Chasers. That's what we called them in the movie.

And then they took me around and showed me all their ones and The Godfather. This one, you know, it's basically just, basically you get to a point where what North Korea has. Yeah. It's really, it gets very extreme. We, when I grew up, Black Cats, The Basics, M80s, Roman Candles were a hit. Yeah. And then Whistling Pussy Chasers. That's what we called them in the movie.

And then they took me around and showed me all their ones and The Godfather. This one, you know, it's basically just, basically you get to a point where what North Korea has. Yeah. It's really, it gets very extreme. We, when I grew up, Black Cats, The Basics, M80s, Roman Candles were a hit. Yeah. And then Whistling Pussy Chasers. That's what we called them in the movie.

Then we had to switch it to Kitty Chaser. Oh, really? Is that true? Oh, yeah. Whistling bunghole. Yeah. And now spleens, flitters. Yeah. Me and Fred Wolf just made these up. Some sound real. And whisker biscuits. Those honky lighters are for sure. Yeah. Cherry bombs was real. Kicking, whistling bungholes is fake. But we had quarter sticks, M80s.

Then we had to switch it to Kitty Chaser. Oh, really? Is that true? Oh, yeah. Whistling bunghole. Yeah. And now spleens, flitters. Yeah. Me and Fred Wolf just made these up. Some sound real. And whisker biscuits. Those honky lighters are for sure. Yeah. Cherry bombs was real. Kicking, whistling bungholes is fake. But we had quarter sticks, M80s.

Then we had to switch it to Kitty Chaser. Oh, really? Is that true? Oh, yeah. Whistling bunghole. Yeah. And now spleens, flitters. Yeah. Me and Fred Wolf just made these up. Some sound real. And whisker biscuits. Those honky lighters are for sure. Yeah. Cherry bombs was real. Kicking, whistling bungholes is fake. But we had quarter sticks, M80s.