David Spade

Ben's fingernails are 30 inches long and they're sharp.

Ben was the rat in the movie, Ben, with Michael Jackson singing the song.

I do like people name their animals so weird just to get attention.

If you had a dog, what would you call it?

Egg.

That's what people do.

They go, I have a duck named Dog.

But actually, Ben scared me because there was a movie called Willard when I was little about a rat.

And then the next one, where Willard ends, Ben begins.

It was rats taking over New York City.

And then one of the rats says, Mr. B says, if you don't tear him up, I'll have all the other rats die and I'll give you a million pieces of cheese.

And he goes, boom.

Why would hostels...

I love that guy that betrayed everyone, and they did this slow rack focus, each person looking down, and he goes, good douche.

Good douche.

he hits it it goes good and uh i would have just gone slippery abraham and voicemail each other just go good dish good douche

That's so stupid.

Let's do one more and we'll get rid of this stupid joke.

Let's bring home a banger.

Oh, no.