David Spade
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He looks so cool.
Yeah.
Red, white, and blue.
And then... Yeah, in front of the Caesar's Palace or something with a ramp.
He wiped out so bad at Caesars and it was a slow motion and it was literally like my Zapruder tape.
Zapruder tape.
Because he hit and he's like, and then he like flies up and then the handlebars twist and he's like, because he had to land on like a dime.
He had to land and then stop before there's some big, you know, pillars and cinder blocks.
They do know because our average age of our viewers is 100, which helps.
We have a very wide ranging fan base.
Let me tell you one other story.
I saw on Instagram, everyone tagged me, of course.
And no offense to this dude.
I don't want people to say I look like people.
And it's never like Tom Cruise.
It's always like, hey, you look like this guy that's a junkie down at the junkyard.
So this guy, and I hate to say, I kind of agree with this one.
Junkie at the Junkyard.
I'm the Junkie at the Junkyard.
Junkyard.