David Spade

I actually don't play this one because I saw this and I never knew this, but it's a little grim.

I'll just tell you the story.

It's not one to end on.

Actually, I won't tell you.

Let's move on.

Well, JFK Jr.

and lovely Carolyn Bessette, I met through Marcy Klein at SNL.

She would come to the office.

They were flying, and you know the story.

I know the story.

I never knew anything else other than they went down in that little, wherever they went.

It wasn't Chappaquiddick, was it, Heather?

Well, that was the girl that drove off.

This was another Kennedy, the younger one that the guy's just playing.

And this guy says he was there.

The argument is he's not old enough because it was a while ago.

But whoever was there said in that situation, because of the seatbelt, you can be in half.

And they never reported it because it was too grisly.

So that's my job.

I don't know how you aggregate these clips, but this is- It came across my desk and I said, you've ruined my day and now I will ruin Dana's day.