David Spade
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Smigel writes a song.
So here's a picture if they have it.
Kelly Osbourne breaks up with her fiance.
I couldn't care less about that story.
All I could have my eyes on was the guy that looks like me as a fucking magician.
Do you have that in there?
if not we'll find it oh i'll wait oh i had a weird photo thing too actually just google it kelly osborne break up with spade looking dude to the flat top the guy who started only fans passed away and then in daily mail there's a big picture of us together no with you yeah with me and him look it up look at this fucking spade guy
Wait a minute.
Yeah.
People send it to me.
What do you think, Heather?
A little bit.
The crickets agree.
Listen.
Also, they're saying you look exactly like Kelly Osbourne.
She's got your exact skinny shoulders.
All right, forget this story.
Let's talk about Dana and the OnlyFans guy.
I know, they were all giving their sad quotes like, without this, I couldn't be naked.
At least it's vaguely familiar to last week's show.