David Wild

That's true.

Pay the $20 ticket, donate the $106 to fund anything, fight the trolls campaign, live to fight another day.

It's an almost one-and-a-half-time-sized index card.

Or if you're a Jewish man, you make a list of people who could do these things for you for a price.

Hey, Mike, I have an hour-and-a-half drive this last few weeks, and for the few weeks to come from Santa Monica to where I live, it's a nightmare.

And you know what takes an hour-and-a-half?

Your average Adam Carolla podcast.

The News with Allison Rosen.

I thought you were going to make it Mrs. Cunt.

Oh, yeah.

It really seems a little undignified.

I think, really, let's be respectful.

Is she 150 years old?

This is exactly what you said in the podcast with LL Cool J, and you don't get a MacArthur Genius Prize for this?

And it's not just things that I didn't think I could do.

To Allison's point, it's things that I would like to do.

I would love to do a documentary someday or those kinds of things, and the book is the avenue.

When they asked me to write the book, I didn't have an inherent interest in writing a book.

I was like, this could be my sort of ticket to do bigger and better things.

I think it may be generational, your question, Allison, and class-oriented.