David Wild
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Free to be you and me.
I've hidden stuff from myself.
When my sister and I were moving, one of us had a pipe.
And we put it in a box and we wrote glass bowl on the outside.
And we thought we were so clever.
Until years later we opened it looking for, I was looking for an actual crystal bowl and found it.
I've only recently started jotting down my various email passwords on a pad of paper, which I know you're not supposed to do.
But because I would do that thing where I would forget my password, so I would change it, and I would think, I'm going to remember this in three hours.
And it was already gone.
I don't think I know it either.
I'm sorry.
I'm excited to become acquainted with it.
I like it already.
Oh, yeah.
You know this one.
Yeah, I don't care.
Is her vagina the cake?
I like it.
You know what could go on Tool Tunes?
Divinal's I Touch Myself.