David

Me neither.

Me neither.

Me neither.

But what I'm saying is what he said I thought it was a little bit of genuine humility is what I thought when he told the story in front of Congress. I thought it was real because he didn't stand to gain anything from telling that story. That was a humiliating story that I would have left out of my life story. Just like the story I told you about the tires that I did to that lady.

But what I'm saying is what he said I thought it was a little bit of genuine humility is what I thought when he told the story in front of Congress. I thought it was real because he didn't stand to gain anything from telling that story. That was a humiliating story that I would have left out of my life story. Just like the story I told you about the tires that I did to that lady.

But what I'm saying is what he said I thought it was a little bit of genuine humility is what I thought when he told the story in front of Congress. I thought it was real because he didn't stand to gain anything from telling that story. That was a humiliating story that I would have left out of my life story. Just like the story I told you about the tires that I did to that lady.

I feel so bad about that. That if I ever see that woman again, I'll buy her a new set. I'd do it right now. If I found her, if she sees the show or anybody sees it, I'll buy the woman a new set of tires. You know what I mean? And it's embarrassing that I did it. And I'm embarrassed to even say I did it. But that's just to demonstrate, you know, how crazy I was. That's not the only thing I did.

I feel so bad about that. That if I ever see that woman again, I'll buy her a new set. I'd do it right now. If I found her, if she sees the show or anybody sees it, I'll buy the woman a new set of tires. You know what I mean? And it's embarrassing that I did it. And I'm embarrassed to even say I did it. But that's just to demonstrate, you know, how crazy I was. That's not the only thing I did.

I feel so bad about that. That if I ever see that woman again, I'll buy her a new set. I'd do it right now. If I found her, if she sees the show or anybody sees it, I'll buy the woman a new set of tires. You know what I mean? And it's embarrassing that I did it. And I'm embarrassed to even say I did it. But that's just to demonstrate, you know, how crazy I was. That's not the only thing I did.

One time, you'll appreciate this crime. I'm at work one day. I'm fairly broke, right? I'm looking out the window and there's a car parking in an apartment complex. I'm like, man, that car's been there a long time. And it looks to me like it's broke down. The heads are laying right beside the car. I bet they can't wait to get that piece of shit out of there. I bet I could sell it.

One time, you'll appreciate this crime. I'm at work one day. I'm fairly broke, right? I'm looking out the window and there's a car parking in an apartment complex. I'm like, man, that car's been there a long time. And it looks to me like it's broke down. The heads are laying right beside the car. I bet they can't wait to get that piece of shit out of there. I bet I could sell it.

One time, you'll appreciate this crime. I'm at work one day. I'm fairly broke, right? I'm looking out the window and there's a car parking in an apartment complex. I'm like, man, that car's been there a long time. And it looks to me like it's broke down. The heads are laying right beside the car. I bet they can't wait to get that piece of shit out of there. I bet I could sell it.

Why don't I just sell it? So I sold the car. It wasn't even mine. It was across the street. I just called up a junk dealer. I said, hey, man, I got this brown Malibu sitting in front of my apartment complex driving me crazy. How much do you give me for it? It was like $350. They go, we'll give you $350. I said, well, come get it. When can you get it?

Why don't I just sell it? So I sold the car. It wasn't even mine. It was across the street. I just called up a junk dealer. I said, hey, man, I got this brown Malibu sitting in front of my apartment complex driving me crazy. How much do you give me for it? It was like $350. They go, we'll give you $350. I said, well, come get it. When can you get it?

Why don't I just sell it? So I sold the car. It wasn't even mine. It was across the street. I just called up a junk dealer. I said, hey, man, I got this brown Malibu sitting in front of my apartment complex driving me crazy. How much do you give me for it? It was like $350. They go, we'll give you $350. I said, well, come get it. When can you get it?

They drove right out, picked it up, and hauled it off, and gave me the money. And that was it. So I started thinking, man, I could sell a lot of other people's cars. I got no money in this. You know what I'm saying? It's all profit. Yes, it's all profit. Here's what I thought. How am I going to get caught? What's going to happen? How's this going to play out? Well, here's what could happen.

They drove right out, picked it up, and hauled it off, and gave me the money. And that was it. So I started thinking, man, I could sell a lot of other people's cars. I got no money in this. You know what I'm saying? It's all profit. Yes, it's all profit. Here's what I thought. How am I going to get caught? What's going to happen? How's this going to play out? Well, here's what could happen.

They drove right out, picked it up, and hauled it off, and gave me the money. And that was it. So I started thinking, man, I could sell a lot of other people's cars. I got no money in this. You know what I'm saying? It's all profit. Yes, it's all profit. Here's what I thought. How am I going to get caught? What's going to happen? How's this going to play out? Well, here's what could happen.

Somebody raises a stink about their car being gone. What are they going to do? Call the cops? Call the cops. Where's your car? If they even found it, this car is only worth 200 bucks anyways. Keep in mind, I didn't sell a Maserati. I sold a beat down old brown Malibu with no wheels on it. You know what I mean?

Somebody raises a stink about their car being gone. What are they going to do? Call the cops? Call the cops. Where's your car? If they even found it, this car is only worth 200 bucks anyways. Keep in mind, I didn't sell a Maserati. I sold a beat down old brown Malibu with no wheels on it. You know what I mean?