David

Somebody raises a stink about their car being gone. What are they going to do? Call the cops? Call the cops. Where's your car? If they even found it, this car is only worth 200 bucks anyways. Keep in mind, I didn't sell a Maserati. I sold a beat down old brown Malibu with no wheels on it. You know what I mean?

I knew they were just the landlords just probably just happy to get rid of the car, you know? Another thing I did. You're doing him a favor. Yes, that's how I see it. See, that's true narcissism. Listen, another crime I pulled, Matt. This is a good one. One night, I'm out at the bar. This is when me and my wife were fairly recently married.

I knew they were just the landlords just probably just happy to get rid of the car, you know? Another thing I did. You're doing him a favor. Yes, that's how I see it. See, that's true narcissism. Listen, another crime I pulled, Matt. This is a good one. One night, I'm out at the bar. This is when me and my wife were fairly recently married.

I knew they were just the landlords just probably just happy to get rid of the car, you know? Another thing I did. You're doing him a favor. Yes, that's how I see it. See, that's true narcissism. Listen, another crime I pulled, Matt. This is a good one. One night, I'm out at the bar. This is when me and my wife were fairly recently married.

And I'm out at the bar, and we're just, dude, it was like right before the Fourth of July. It might have been the Fourth of July. We're drinking. Everybody's getting drunk, just getting loaded in this bar. It was in Baser, Kansas. And I get so loaded, I wake up in the back seat of the person's car who drove me to the bar. It's 5 o'clock in the morning, 4.30 or 5 a.m. Nobody's around.

And I'm out at the bar, and we're just, dude, it was like right before the Fourth of July. It might have been the Fourth of July. We're drinking. Everybody's getting drunk, just getting loaded in this bar. It was in Baser, Kansas. And I get so loaded, I wake up in the back seat of the person's car who drove me to the bar. It's 5 o'clock in the morning, 4.30 or 5 a.m. Nobody's around.

And I'm out at the bar, and we're just, dude, it was like right before the Fourth of July. It might have been the Fourth of July. We're drinking. Everybody's getting drunk, just getting loaded in this bar. It was in Baser, Kansas. And I get so loaded, I wake up in the back seat of the person's car who drove me to the bar. It's 5 o'clock in the morning, 4.30 or 5 a.m. Nobody's around.

I'm completely alone. It's the only car in the parking lot. I'm passed out in the back seat of it. So I get up, and I go, oh, my God. I look at my phone or watch or whatever, and I'm like, my wife's going to shit. I got to get home. So I get out of the car. I start looking for the keys to the car that I'm in. No keys anywhere. Nothing. I'm like, oh shit, what am I going to do?

I'm completely alone. It's the only car in the parking lot. I'm passed out in the back seat of it. So I get up, and I go, oh, my God. I look at my phone or watch or whatever, and I'm like, my wife's going to shit. I got to get home. So I get out of the car. I start looking for the keys to the car that I'm in. No keys anywhere. Nothing. I'm like, oh shit, what am I going to do?

I'm completely alone. It's the only car in the parking lot. I'm passed out in the back seat of it. So I get up, and I go, oh, my God. I look at my phone or watch or whatever, and I'm like, my wife's going to shit. I got to get home. So I get out of the car. I start looking for the keys to the car that I'm in. No keys anywhere. Nothing. I'm like, oh shit, what am I going to do?

I got to get home right now. And I'm a good, like, I don't know, 12 miles away from home. Not too far. I look across the street and there's an auto repair shop. I'm like, bingo. I run across the highway, go to the, and I know how these places operate. So I just look for the drop box. I'm like, I'll just get the keys from somebody who just dropped their car off. And I did.

I got to get home right now. And I'm a good, like, I don't know, 12 miles away from home. Not too far. I look across the street and there's an auto repair shop. I'm like, bingo. I run across the highway, go to the, and I know how these places operate. So I just look for the drop box. I'm like, I'll just get the keys from somebody who just dropped their car off. And I did.

I got to get home right now. And I'm a good, like, I don't know, 12 miles away from home. Not too far. I look across the street and there's an auto repair shop. I'm like, bingo. I run across the highway, go to the, and I know how these places operate. So I just look for the drop box. I'm like, I'll just get the keys from somebody who just dropped their car off. And I did.

I got the keys to this car. This is great. I grabbed the keys to this car and I have a whole bunch of a whole handful of keys. So I start going around, see which ones will start, which one has gas in it, which one will start. I come to this car. It was a white Chevy Corsica. Whoa, it fires right up. And it's like, dude, it's nice. Things running good. Bam.

I got the keys to this car. This is great. I grabbed the keys to this car and I have a whole bunch of a whole handful of keys. So I start going around, see which ones will start, which one has gas in it, which one will start. I come to this car. It was a white Chevy Corsica. Whoa, it fires right up. And it's like, dude, it's nice. Things running good. Bam.

I got the keys to this car. This is great. I grabbed the keys to this car and I have a whole bunch of a whole handful of keys. So I start going around, see which ones will start, which one has gas in it, which one will start. I come to this car. It was a white Chevy Corsica. Whoa, it fires right up. And it's like, dude, it's nice. Things running good. Bam.

I take off and just I haul ass home thinking my wife's going to be just furious, mad as hell. Who knows what she's going to do? The door's going to be locked, something. And, uh, So I haul ass home, and I had parked my bar at a bar that my uncle owned in this town I live in, right up the street from where I lived.

I take off and just I haul ass home thinking my wife's going to be just furious, mad as hell. Who knows what she's going to do? The door's going to be locked, something. And, uh, So I haul ass home, and I had parked my bar at a bar that my uncle owned in this town I live in, right up the street from where I lived.

I take off and just I haul ass home thinking my wife's going to be just furious, mad as hell. Who knows what she's going to do? The door's going to be locked, something. And, uh, So I haul ass home, and I had parked my bar at a bar that my uncle owned in this town I live in, right up the street from where I lived.

And I thought, well, I'll just park this car at the police station so they know it's not stolen.