David

And I thought, well, I'll just park this car at the police station so they know it's not stolen.

And I thought, well, I'll just park this car at the police station so they know it's not stolen.

i'll wipe it down and i'll just walk up to my car jump in my car and just drive home right so that's what i do i drop the car off at the police station wipe it all down this is the best that ain't the best part of the story i wipe it all down with armor all thinking i can't get fingerprints off armor all wipe it all down and then i uh leave it at the police station with the keys in the ignition so they can start it and the car ran finally why was it the repair shop maybe it was coming home maybe it was fixed already because it ran and drove great right

i'll wipe it down and i'll just walk up to my car jump in my car and just drive home right so that's what i do i drop the car off at the police station wipe it all down this is the best that ain't the best part of the story i wipe it all down with armor all thinking i can't get fingerprints off armor all wipe it all down and then i uh leave it at the police station with the keys in the ignition so they can start it and the car ran finally why was it the repair shop maybe it was coming home maybe it was fixed already because it ran and drove great right

i'll wipe it down and i'll just walk up to my car jump in my car and just drive home right so that's what i do i drop the car off at the police station wipe it all down this is the best that ain't the best part of the story i wipe it all down with armor all thinking i can't get fingerprints off armor all wipe it all down and then i uh leave it at the police station with the keys in the ignition so they can start it and the car ran finally why was it the repair shop maybe it was coming home maybe it was fixed already because it ran and drove great right

It was a white Chevy Corsa going with a red interior. That's how much I remember. I get in my van, drive home, and I'm like, oh, shit. Worried all about getting the house. She's just passed out cold. Doesn't even know I'm gone. Nor does she care where I'm at. She didn't care. She was passed out. Wouldn't have known for another five hours where I was.

It was a white Chevy Corsa going with a red interior. That's how much I remember. I get in my van, drive home, and I'm like, oh, shit. Worried all about getting the house. She's just passed out cold. Doesn't even know I'm gone. Nor does she care where I'm at. She didn't care. She was passed out. Wouldn't have known for another five hours where I was.

It was a white Chevy Corsa going with a red interior. That's how much I remember. I get in my van, drive home, and I'm like, oh, shit. Worried all about getting the house. She's just passed out cold. Doesn't even know I'm gone. Nor does she care where I'm at. She didn't care. She was passed out. Wouldn't have known for another five hours where I was.

She wouldn't even have started looking for me for 10 hours. And so I start thinking, oh, man, I hope I don't get caught for this car. But I didn't steal it. I just borrowed it. Anyways, really, it was a legitimate. I legitimately borrowed the car. But the best part of it is this. I parked it at the police station, literally at the police station, because mainly it was convenient.

She wouldn't even have started looking for me for 10 hours. And so I start thinking, oh, man, I hope I don't get caught for this car. But I didn't steal it. I just borrowed it. Anyways, really, it was a legitimate. I legitimately borrowed the car. But the best part of it is this. I parked it at the police station, literally at the police station, because mainly it was convenient.

She wouldn't even have started looking for me for 10 hours. And so I start thinking, oh, man, I hope I don't get caught for this car. But I didn't steal it. I just borrowed it. Anyways, really, it was a legitimate. I legitimately borrowed the car. But the best part of it is this. I parked it at the police station, literally at the police station, because mainly it was convenient.

And and I I wanted to find the car. I want to steal nobody's car. And well, it took about three days for these idiots to find it. Anyways, three days, man, for the people to find that it was in the newspaper, too. And I remember I saved the article for years. I thought it was funny. But here's the best part. The license plate was really recognizable. Right.

And and I I wanted to find the car. I want to steal nobody's car. And well, it took about three days for these idiots to find it. Anyways, three days, man, for the people to find that it was in the newspaper, too. And I remember I saved the article for years. I thought it was funny. But here's the best part. The license plate was really recognizable. Right.

And and I I wanted to find the car. I want to steal nobody's car. And well, it took about three days for these idiots to find it. Anyways, three days, man, for the people to find that it was in the newspaper, too. And I remember I saved the article for years. I thought it was funny. But here's the best part. The license plate was really recognizable. Right.

And every day I worked every day that car, I would pass it on my way to work that exact car with that license plate. And I would pass the lady driving that car and think to myself, oh, man, she has no idea that the idiot that stole her car is passing her right now and every other day on the highway. It was a little thrill that I got out of this.

And every day I worked every day that car, I would pass it on my way to work that exact car with that license plate. And I would pass the lady driving that car and think to myself, oh, man, she has no idea that the idiot that stole her car is passing her right now and every other day on the highway. It was a little thrill that I got out of this.

And every day I worked every day that car, I would pass it on my way to work that exact car with that license plate. And I would pass the lady driving that car and think to myself, oh, man, she has no idea that the idiot that stole her car is passing her right now and every other day on the highway. It was a little thrill that I got out of this.

It's a sick little thrill that I got out of laughing about that. Well, criminals do that, though. I've read about it. Criminals get this kick. They look for suspects for arson in the audience. You know what I mean? They look for those because they're there to observe. They're getting the kick out of being guilty of the crime or they're surrounded by, you know what I mean, people that don't know.

It's a sick little thrill that I got out of laughing about that. Well, criminals do that, though. I've read about it. Criminals get this kick. They look for suspects for arson in the audience. You know what I mean? They look for those because they're there to observe. They're getting the kick out of being guilty of the crime or they're surrounded by, you know what I mean, people that don't know.

It's a sick little thrill that I got out of laughing about that. Well, criminals do that, though. I've read about it. Criminals get this kick. They look for suspects for arson in the audience. You know what I mean? They look for those because they're there to observe. They're getting the kick out of being guilty of the crime or they're surrounded by, you know what I mean, people that don't know.