Dawn O’Porter

It was, it kicked off, Mel C performed, I pimped out Chris in a kissing booth, do you remember?

Oh my God, that's so good.

We put Chris in a kissing booth and charged 10 pounds a kiss.

And he literally came up to me before it started and he said, please, it's no tongues, isn't it?

And I was like, Chris, it's for charity, come on.

You should have seen the cue.

It was like, went through the whole thing.

I was like, wow.

That is amazing.

No, but do you remember when Mel C invited us all up on stage and we sang with the Spice Girl?

I was just like, what is happening?

I'd done, um, times have been a bit tough in my career just before that.

And I'd ended up being the face of bum wipes.

Oh, yeah.

And I was very, very passionate about what, um, my offering of moist toilet tissue into the, into the world.

And it was, why are you saying that with a straight face?

I don't know.

Cause I'm so not going to be done.

Sometimes you just have to take the job that's on the table.

Anyway, they were so nice, this bum wipe company that I worked for.