Derek Poston
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KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
I see Dwayne The Rock Johnson in a wig.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
So when I get in her house, I lock myself in the bathroom and I start doing research, right?
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
I want to make sure she's really a lady, right?
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
So I'm in and I'm scrolling and shit and I found out she was born a lady.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
So I'm like, oh cool, we can fuck now.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
But I don't know if y'all notice or not, but if you ever fucking a girl you think might be a dude, your research never stops.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
So 30 seconds in, we fucking the missionary, right?
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
And she think I'm trying to choke her.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
But I'm feeling for Adam's apple.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
Because, bitch, you ain't finna get me, stupid.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
I will tell you this, though.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
At one point, at one point, we were fucking.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
I felt so safe in her strong-ass arms.