Derek Poston
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KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
And I can't jump another border.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
He looks like the sloth from Ice Age.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
It's, like, bro, it's, like, not even close.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
So, I fought a bodybuilding bitch three weeks ago.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
And let me tell you how it happened, though.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
It was 3 o'clock in the morning.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
You know at 3 o'clock in the morning, you want to fuck something real bad.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
So I was just swiping like a motherfucker.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
I was just sending out Hail Marys like a bitch, right?
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
And at one swipe, I just seen some big-ass titties.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
So I just went, I want to suck your titties.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
And she responded, well, come suck them then.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
So I get to the crib, right?
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
And I don't see big-ass titties.