Derek Poston
👤 Speaker
305
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
I was not cool growing up.
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
It's like, oh, you think I look like the kind of guy who can trick a woman into getting in my car?
KILL TONY
#711 - ANDREW SCHULZ + DERIC POSTON
No, I took the phone call.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
He texted me and said, hey, bro, all you got to do is suck Andrew Schultz's dick one time, dog, and you on the tour.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
He's the reason I'm doing a lot of the shit I'm doing, so I'm very thankful.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
I think crystal collecting is just rock collecting for bitches.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
I think tarot cards are just poker night for dumb bitches.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
I think astrology is stargazing for stupid ass bitches.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
I don't know if you guys can tell by those jokes, but I'm a virgin.
KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD
Because I know that as soon as I touch a Latina, she's going to have a litter of five.