Desi Lydic

Look at that dog. He's like, man, why'd you bring me into this shit?

You know, she had too many names. That's all for this week. Tune in next time to hear about a woman so talented, so promising, her vagina almost didn't get in the way. Almost.

You know, she had too many names. That's all for this week. Tune in next time to hear about a woman so talented, so promising, her vagina almost didn't get in the way. Almost.

But tonight, we tell a different story. Sarah Howe was a 19th century entrepreneur who did reach her full potential through ingenuity and perseverance. Warning, the following content might... inspire you. Born in the early 1800s, Sarah grew up hustling as a fortune teller and horoscope reader. What is it? What is it?

But tonight, we tell a different story. Sarah Howe was a 19th century entrepreneur who did reach her full potential through ingenuity and perseverance. Warning, the following content might... inspire you. Born in the early 1800s, Sarah grew up hustling as a fortune teller and horoscope reader. What is it? What is it?

She was shadier than R. Kelly running a Girl Scout troop. But in 1879, Sarah left all that petty swindling behind and turned to her true calling, stacking that cheddar.

She was shadier than R. Kelly running a Girl Scout troop. But in 1879, Sarah left all that petty swindling behind and turned to her true calling, stacking that cheddar.

This sounds great. Here's all my money. you do know what they say. Cash rules everything around us. Doesn't it? It does, doesn't it? Okay, give it up. And the most amazing part was, it was all bullshit.

This sounds great. Here's all my money. you do know what they say. Cash rules everything around us. Doesn't it? It does, doesn't it? Okay, give it up. And the most amazing part was, it was all bullshit.

Sarah made over half a million dollars, which would equal around 11 million today. And she preyed on over 1,200 women, which today still equals a lot of bitches.

Sarah made over half a million dollars, which would equal around 11 million today. And she preyed on over 1,200 women, which today still equals a lot of bitches.

Sarah spent three years in jail for her crimes, but the true prison was her gender.

Sarah spent three years in jail for her crimes, but the true prison was her gender.

And she was dead by then, looking down from heaven, watching Ponzi get all the glory. Well, she was probably looking up from hell, but it was still messed up.

And she was dead by then, looking down from heaven, watching Ponzi get all the glory. Well, she was probably looking up from hell, but it was still messed up.

That's all for Shafted. Tune in next time to hear about a woman so brilliant, so unrelenting, her vagina almost didn't get in the way. Almost.

That's all for Shafted. Tune in next time to hear about a woman so brilliant, so unrelenting, her vagina almost didn't get in the way. Almost.

Thank you, Trevor. To show you what we're talking about, we built a full-scale model of American Airlines' proposed 24-inch bathroom. And it is like the walls are closing in, suffocating us like we're trapped in a hopeless marriage. There's barely enough room for a person to sit comfortably, wash their hands, or shave their bikini line at 30,000 feet. Trevor?

Thank you, Trevor. To show you what we're talking about, we built a full-scale model of American Airlines' proposed 24-inch bathroom. And it is like the walls are closing in, suffocating us like we're trapped in a hopeless marriage. There's barely enough room for a person to sit comfortably, wash their hands, or shave their bikini line at 30,000 feet. Trevor?

Hey, when you got to go, you got to go.