Desi Lydic

The USFL is coming for your ass because Trump always wins.

Like I was saying, Trump always wins at collapsing the thing he puts his name on.

This guy... This guy was playing 3-D football.

After almost destroying the NFL, Trump sat out a few seasons, and then his pathological thirst came out of retirement.

And unlike his past attempts, this one had consequences that no one saw coming.

Well, no one but Stephen A. Smith.

First of all, thanks for the warning, Stephen A. Smith.

How is this the one thing you heard about and didn't immediately say on camera?

And what the NFL?

We're on the brink of nuclear war over Greenland because you wouldn't let him have the Buffalo Bills?

This is the worst thing the NFL has ever done, and I'm including the time Brett Favre sent dick pics while wearing Crocs.

Which brings us to the Super Bowl this weekend.

And Trump's already been pre-complaining about the Bad Bunny halftime show.

Shut up about the kickoff already.

Just watch soccer.

So who will ultimately win the altercation bowl, Donald Trump or the NFL?

No one knows for sure.

Well, maybe Stephen A. Smith knows.

Hey, Stephen, next time, call us.

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