Desiree Burch

I mean, if you hadn't told me that, if you just showed up on the door, I was like, ah, Jehovah's Witnesses, pretend you're not home. But they definitely never claimed to be Jesus. Yeah, it's Jesus. Also, we've all seen, well, I guess he didn't have the benefit of seeing Indiana Jones. But, you know, you got to come as a carpenter.

I mean, if you hadn't told me that, if you just showed up on the door, I was like, ah, Jehovah's Witnesses, pretend you're not home. But they definitely never claimed to be Jesus. Yeah, it's Jesus. Also, we've all seen, well, I guess he didn't have the benefit of seeing Indiana Jones. But, you know, you got to come as a carpenter.

Jesus isn't coming out in his Elvis gear, like with a full Vegas gold on, just being like, oh, I'm just a humble Lord and Savior right at your doorstep.

Jesus isn't coming out in his Elvis gear, like with a full Vegas gold on, just being like, oh, I'm just a humble Lord and Savior right at your doorstep.

no he's all like oh yeah hey i'm just a guy with a beard do you want me to fix that shelf also have you heard about my dad god like you gotta you gotta do a slow roll yeah you gotta be humble he just matthias is like i know i'm named after a saint but i'm actually jesus michelle was isabella convinced by this uh gold dressed man or did she holy ghost him

no he's all like oh yeah hey i'm just a guy with a beard do you want me to fix that shelf also have you heard about my dad god like you gotta you gotta do a slow roll yeah you gotta be humble he just matthias is like i know i'm named after a saint but i'm actually jesus michelle was isabella convinced by this uh gold dressed man or did she holy ghost him

Look, we've all been scammed before. Everybody, no one can act like they're above it. There's a scam for every single person out there. That's why the banks are always letting you know what's up. So I get it. She'd been waiting to meet him.

Look, we've all been scammed before. Everybody, no one can act like they're above it. There's a scam for every single person out there. That's why the banks are always letting you know what's up. So I get it. She'd been waiting to meet him.

Oh, she joins a cult.

Oh, she joins a cult.

This is a cult. He literally is like, we're going to take all his property and I'm going to have several wives. This is exactly what a cult is.

This is a cult. He literally is like, we're going to take all his property and I'm going to have several wives. This is exactly what a cult is.

Yeah. He didn't invent the wheel.

Yeah. He didn't invent the wheel.

We all choose toxic people.

We all choose toxic people.

But like all she's known are red flags her whole life. All right. I bring the up like a relationship expert would look at this and be like it. You know, it was bad from the beginning in her upbringing. And then she met John, who would prepare the toxic relationship for this guy, Matthias, who beats her. And she stayed. Oh, I love this. And I hate this.

But like all she's known are red flags her whole life. All right. I bring the up like a relationship expert would look at this and be like it. You know, it was bad from the beginning in her upbringing. And then she met John, who would prepare the toxic relationship for this guy, Matthias, who beats her. And she stayed. Oh, I love this. And I hate this.

They didn't teach us this in kindergarten when we were drawing her a picture on a piece of worksheet and coloring it in. They were just like, ain't I a woman? She's a feminist. The end. Not like, oh, she joins a cult and is like all up with the cult leader who is super toxic and then he poisons. I mean, but this is this is exciting. This is sexy stuff.

They didn't teach us this in kindergarten when we were drawing her a picture on a piece of worksheet and coloring it in. They were just like, ain't I a woman? She's a feminist. The end. Not like, oh, she joins a cult and is like all up with the cult leader who is super toxic and then he poisons. I mean, but this is this is exciting. This is sexy stuff.