Desiree Burch

Is this where the Rumpelstiltskin story comes from? Because this sounds like there's an evil troll man who's like, I won't let you be free until you spill this yarn. What?

Is this where the Rumpelstiltskin story comes from? Because this sounds like there's an evil troll man who's like, I won't let you be free until you spill this yarn. What?

And perfectionism is... I worship that as well.

And perfectionism is... I worship that as well.

If you're going to try to do miracles, I would start on water first. I'd be practicing that. Start on loaves. Yeah. Just be like, oh, my wife said, well, it's time to crack it out.

If you're going to try to do miracles, I would start on water first. I'd be practicing that. Start on loaves. Yeah. Just be like, oh, my wife said, well, it's time to crack it out.

I mean, if you hadn't told me that, if you just showed up on the door, I was like, ah, Jehovah's Witnesses, pretend you're not home. But they definitely never claimed to be Jesus. Yeah, it's Jesus. Also, we've all seen, well, I guess he didn't have the benefit of seeing Indiana Jones. But, you know, you got to come as a carpenter.

I mean, if you hadn't told me that, if you just showed up on the door, I was like, ah, Jehovah's Witnesses, pretend you're not home. But they definitely never claimed to be Jesus. Yeah, it's Jesus. Also, we've all seen, well, I guess he didn't have the benefit of seeing Indiana Jones. But, you know, you got to come as a carpenter.

Jesus isn't coming out in his Elvis gear, like with a full Vegas gold on, just being like, oh, I'm just a humble Lord and Savior right at your doorstep.

Jesus isn't coming out in his Elvis gear, like with a full Vegas gold on, just being like, oh, I'm just a humble Lord and Savior right at your doorstep.

no he's all like oh yeah hey i'm just a guy with a beard do you want me to fix that shelf also have you heard about my dad god like you gotta you gotta do a slow roll yeah you gotta be humble he just matthias is like i know i'm named after a saint but i'm actually jesus michelle was isabella convinced by this uh gold dressed man or did she holy ghost him

no he's all like oh yeah hey i'm just a guy with a beard do you want me to fix that shelf also have you heard about my dad god like you gotta you gotta do a slow roll yeah you gotta be humble he just matthias is like i know i'm named after a saint but i'm actually jesus michelle was isabella convinced by this uh gold dressed man or did she holy ghost him

Look, we've all been scammed before. Everybody, no one can act like they're above it. There's a scam for every single person out there. That's why the banks are always letting you know what's up. So I get it. She'd been waiting to meet him.

Look, we've all been scammed before. Everybody, no one can act like they're above it. There's a scam for every single person out there. That's why the banks are always letting you know what's up. So I get it. She'd been waiting to meet him.

Oh, she joins a cult.

Oh, she joins a cult.

This is a cult. He literally is like, we're going to take all his property and I'm going to have several wives. This is exactly what a cult is.

This is a cult. He literally is like, we're going to take all his property and I'm going to have several wives. This is exactly what a cult is.

Yeah. He didn't invent the wheel.

Yeah. He didn't invent the wheel.