Devin Delliquanti
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He is single-handedly getting the tariffs off of the penguins.
It's...
Sean Penn is fixing the war in Iran right now, is he not?
That's it.
No, Ukraine.
Different war.
The funny thing is, if you've seen One Battle After Another, I was picturing Sean Penn walking towards the front line of Ukraine the way he walks in One Battle After Another.
We're doing a shoulder shimmy if you're listening to the podcast.
Oh, God.
It's a real shoulder shimmy.
Very good.
So, Jordan, speaking of prizes, I wanted to talk about your last special with The Daily Show was about Donald Trump's quest for the Nobel Peace Prize.
And he didn't win.
He's still trying.
He's the Timothee Chalamet of peace prizes, I would say.
He campaigned real hard for it, but he couldn't close the deal.
Cut bait on the candidate.
Shoot, we forgot it.
Yeah, you could be two candidates.
You could be the president and the vice president.