Diana Rossini
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But when I come to the combine, my thing is I always kind of
think of like three or four people in football who I don't know that I need to know and just try to find ways to either find them or just kind of break the ice with them and so last night I was practicing my breaking the ice routines with some people in football because I was sharing the same story to them I'm like hey I gotta go see this guy what should I talk about and someone suggested I just start telling jokes yeah but I realized I am not a good joke teller tell us a joke make us laugh
Well, I don't know.
Oh, that's a good one.
Hey, Diana.
You don't have a knife.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So this guy walks into a bar with a penguin and a bat.
And he sits at the bar and he asks the bartender for four shots.
Takes four shots, takes the bat, starts beating the penguin.
Then the penguin starts going down on him.
Goes up to the bartender.
Goes up to the bartender and says, can I get four more shots?
Guy's like, all right.
And everyone in the bar is looking around like, what is going on here?
He takes four shots, does it again.
Takes the bat, starts hitting the penguin.
Penguin goes down on the guy again.
Everyone's like, what?