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In the middle of a hurricane.
Or hiring a private chef to cook for you and your spouse a seven course dinner.
But the chef is Brooke.
It just goes to show, even the most perfectly planned romantic date can go completely haywire with just one small tweak.
That's exactly what happened for some of our listeners who had high hopes of going into a first date, and instead they ended up right here telling their nightmare stories for a brand new Battle of the Tinder dates.
It's coming up right after this.
It's the dating game show that just filed a restraining order against itself for being too dang sexy.
It's Battle of the Tinder Dates, where two of our listeners go head-to-head to find out whose dating life is the most tragic.
We're going to explain the rules in just a second, but first, let's meet today's contestants.
In this corner, she was banned from the Louvre after challenging the Mona Lisa to a strip staring contest and lost.
Oh, no.
That's why they call her Art Valerie Gallery.
Anyway, she's not allowed back.
And in the other corner, her secret turn-on is when a guy regurgitates inflammatory political opinions he just read off of Facebook.
Wow.
Love it.
Propaganda Amanda.
Yeah.
Here's how the game works.
One contestant is going to start by telling one of their worst dating stories.