Dillon Latham

She was like, I think you're fucking gay.

And I was like, I'm not fucking gay.

And I don't care.

I literally said, and I went viral on Twitter for this.

I said, I take people thinking I look gay as a compliment because the average neurotypical gay person is going to just be more hygienic because the gay dating market is more competitive.

So they're literally just going to be a more hygienic version of the average person.

So that's why I'm like, okay, why would I care if someone says I look gay?

They're just saying you look more hygienic.

It's like, why would I care?

I don't really act gay aside from the part of putting on makeup, having a high pitched voice and looking like a twink.

I don't really act gay, though, in my opinion.

I need to voice max.

So I wake up every day and the first thing that I do is I scream on my balcony and people have called the cops because they think there's been murders going down.

But it's actually just me scream maxing to get a deeper voice.

And the next step to that would be smoking cigarettes, which I don't really want to do because that's horrible.

So, yeah, just screaming into my pillow sometimes for the sake of voice maxing, but also because life is kind of hard.

Wow.

I didn't know that worked.

I need to try that.

Yeah, it does.