Dilly Carter

So I'm kind of waiting for the shoe to drop.

Sometimes you feel like if everything's going so right, when is it going to go wrong?

I've never had that.

It's always been like, you know, the headlines and everyone believes, you know, you read a headline, it's law.

But I think it's almost like people have been looking through a camera and they've put it in focus and they're finally seeing me.

rather than just what they're reading.

Okay, if someone comes over, what is the room you'd rather they didn't go into?

The office.

Why the office?

Oh, well, it is an office, but it's kind of turned into a laundry room.

The office has turned into a laundry room.

Yes, it's got a pool table in there, and the pool table's got its cover on it that we just put the pile of washing.

So it's like it's just piled up with boxes everywhere.

So it needs decluttering.

Yeah.

You need me around to do that.

Oh my God, please come round.

Please, oh my God.

Okay, shall we have a look at your first item?

Let's have a look what's in the box.