Don Callis

I mean, I'm excited tonight because you've got Ricochet, my golf buddy, teaming up with Andrade.

Es muy guapo y muy sexy time.

And Mark Davis, the new national champion.

And my version, the Don Callis family version of an amalgam of Terry Gordy and Stan Hansen.

I love Mark Davis.

I know Tommy does as well.

They are going to team up with Ricochet against...

Three people that I really have very little personal regard for.

The Young Bucks, who have completely destroyed their little corner of the wrestling business.

I know Tommy's a big Young Bucks fan.

I know he wishes he could have been young and slim and doing flips, but it didn't work out that way for him.

And then their partner...

Chris Jericho, I mean, or actually just Jericho, which is kind of what I've been calling him for 37 years.

So Jericho is in this match.

And I think that Andrade is going, I'm calling my shot like Babe Ruth.

Is that who did it?

Andrade will pin Chris Jericho in this match.

Well, actually, I'm riding not coattails, but a private plane to get to New York because I have a ban on LaGuardia Airport.

The last time I went to LaGuardia, LaGreca, Dreamer was supposed to pick me up and he couldn't figure out how to stop his car.

So we just kept circling for several hours while I did a pit stop at the Delta Lounge.