Doug Metzger
speaker
2,647 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 11 Sep
Doug Metzger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Two of its six eyes are in its eye sockets, two on top of its head, and two on its withers.
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With its six eyes, it strikes down and overcomes the worst and most troubling dangers.
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Three of its nine testicles are on its head, three on its withers, and three on the inner part of its ribs.
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Each testicle is as big as a house, and the donkey is as big as a mountain.
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When it urinates in the sea, it purifies the water in the seven continents of the earth.
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This is why when donkeys see water, they urinate in it.
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Close quote.
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And that, I think, is magnificent.
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This narrative about an ass with balls on its head is again intended to partly explain how the rain gets stirred up from the Persian Gulf.
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But I think it's perfect as a standalone narrative.
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Thanks for listening to Literature and History.
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No, I'm just messing with you.
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Let's keep it together and press through the rest of this encyclopedic central section of the Bundeshion.
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The unusual donkey we just heard described is only one of the mythological creatures inventoried at the heart of the Bundahitian.
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There was also a giant bird called the Shamrush bird, which helped protect the borders of Iran, and another bird that recites Zoroastrian scriptures.
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The mythological and real creatures of the earth, like great Ormaz and Araman, are locked in conflict with one another, with many creatures of light, just by virtue of being what they are, canceling out the nefarious.
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Deeds of the creatures of the dark.
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Mm.
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From top to bottom, the Bundeshion emphasizes good and evil are fighting it out.
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And after a number of the book's sections on how animals and plants, aligned as holy or wicked, vie against one another, the Bundeshion moves its focus upward to the realm of the divine.
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