Doug Stanhope
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535 appearances
3 recordings
3 series
first heard Jun 2024
last heard Feb 2025
Doug Stanhope’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The Startup Ideas Podcast · 4 microSaaS ideas you can build to make $100k/month · 3 Feb 2025
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And that was like real open micers. Oh, yeah. He just said, okay, just do what you do anyway. Yeah. Yeah.
You know what I found out? I saw in myself watching Louis ever throughout. You always know how old he is. If you watch any set, and I go, oh, fuck, I do that too. You know, I'm 52. I'm 53. You know how, is this the most recent special? He should be 58 by now. Right.
I think it's just so good. I feel like it was... I've watched it. I've got to a place where I can watch myself from those days. I probably would never want... In 10 years, I could watch this podcast. But yeah, that's like a different you. When you're going back almost 20 years, I can watch it. And I was so annoying because I'm smoking and I'm drinking beer.
And so I'll have a beer like this as I'm, there you go. I have a fucking cigarette and I'm almost smoking it and almost drinking it. And I'm heckling myself going, drink the fucking beer or put it down. Don't do a punchline and go, hey, you know what I hate? That's just aggravating.
That's Deadbeat Hero.
That's weird, because usually I'm completely... Completely, I don't fucking know, but you just said three in a row that I know.
It does. Again, back to comfort, when you don't have hate. Like, now I feel kind of abandoned by comics, where you go, all these comics have, like, taken sides, where it used to be us against them. I hate it. Now, somehow, they fucking bought in, and they, like, picked, oh, you're either woke or this. I'm like, no, you... It's us against fucking Boulder, Colorado tonight.
And even if I hate you as a comic, all right, well, I hate the audience worse. Yeah.
I put that on my website. I go, hey, if I walked into a fucking airport bar and all my biggest fans and Dane Cook are in there, I'm drinking with Dane Cook. No, he doesn't even drink. No, he doesn't. I drink with a sober Dane Cook before my biggest fans because we have something in common.
It's like the Yankees and Red Sox. Yes. They'll fucking hang out after... They're not hanging out with the fucking... Cheap seats.
Yeah. Oh, my favorite was Patrice. Oh, that was a great one. And Bob Saget. Yeah, and Sandra Bernhardt, right? And Sandra Bernhardt and Roseanne. Roseanne. But fucking Patrice tried to fucking, like, there's, and we can talk scariest comedians, but Patrice was. Easily. Patrice and Norton, like, I would never want to, like, they could break you down so fucking badly. So good at it.
You know, at any point.
Yeah. And that's what we do. That's why I like when people say, oh, Rogan will fuck you. He could fuck you up. But he wouldn't. No. Rogan was not going to choke someone out. That'd be a bad episode. Yeah. Fucking Patrice. Patrice and Jim Norton would eviscerate you verbally, and no one could do it at a higher level. And Patrice fucking tried to call Saget out on that episode. Oh, yeah.
He's like, say something off the top of your head. Don't say the shit you fucking wrote in the back room. And fucking Saget came with it, and he went, all right. Right. He was like, fuck you, Bob.
That was the line for my show. Yeah, I'm like, oh, this is sketchy. Let's fucking go that way. And I'm like, oh fuck, that's the game.
Oh, shit.
Oh, is Tim Dillon gay? Sorry, I just saw.
I love that Joe Rogan choking guy out leads you to, is Tim Dillon gay?
Cold case, decades, you murdered people perfectly, flawlessly. You know how to turn off the cell phone so it doesn't ping when you bury it in a body. All the basic, the one-on-ones, and you got away with it for decades to the point where now you're just retired in your 70s.
You had that mail-order pride you had since fucking 97, and you lived a quiet, peaceful life, only to be busted by a podcaster.
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