Doughboy
speaker
8,624 appearances
14 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 9 Jun
Doughboy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 14 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 8.
Appearances
2003, I dare you to try to prove that I was beaten off in the car, officer.
Like, how is anyone ever going to prove that?
No, no, no, I'm saying.
We didn't even have.
Cell phones.
But even then, it's like the cop's going to say, I saw you beating off, and I'm going to say, no, I didn't.
What are you talking about?
You're a fucking weirdo.
That'd be hard to convict, bro.
You're going to take probation for that shit.
That cop is not showing up.
He's not showing up to court.
Okay, I had to ask Chad.
Yes, you can be convicted based on a police officer's testimony alone.
In many jurisdictions, including California, the testimony of a single witness is legally sufficient to prove a fact if the jury or judge finds that witness credible.
And imagine me in court trying to convince the jury, like, this porn star doesn't beat off while driving.
They're going to be like, hell no, throw the book at him.
Bro, I almost got in trouble one time.
I lived in a halfway house.
That's not going to work.
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