Doughboy

I've never seen a homeless person camped out on this entire street.

So it's not just like I was shocked that it was outside of my house.

It's more like this entire part of LA, you just don't ever see homeless people sleeping.

So I was a little bit taken aback, right?

Yes, that is a good point.

There's no sidewalk, so it's extra dangerous.

But this little chunk of the sidewalk, or a little corner piece, he ended up posting up on.

Now, he ended up staying basically two weeks.

And...

Towards the end of this two weeks, I actually ended up getting added to this neighborhood group chat, right?

Not Spodey face neighborhood, but just like a bunch of people who live near me.

And so we're all, I had to say that because a lot of people might've been confused, but, uh, so I ended up getting into this group chat.

It's all the people from the neighborhood.

All of them are older than me.

All of them are upset about this homeless guy.

All of them are less upset about the homeless guy than me because it's in their neighborhood, but he's not on there.

property damn near like technically he's on the sidewalk but it's like basically like part of my house everybody's mad close to yours everybody in the neighborhood saying oh adam how's your new neighbor blah blah blah you know it's like it's a whole running joke okay and obviously like as i'm seeing the whole neighborhood getting more and more upset about it i start feeling like well you know

i am batman like i am the one person out of this group chat who's probably down to break the law to get some done right because like nobody else is going to do anything you're the most street person in like a five mile radius i don't know about five miles that would be miles pretty extreme i'm gonna say 500 feet all right maybe okay but so definitely not five miles but um so

i'm kind of like going through the scenarios in my head of like what i can do that will not be overtly cruel but will help make it clear that this is not a place to post up

And I'm kind of going through in my head.