Dr. Daniel Amen

I would have little girls selling Girl Scout cookies.

In fact, in the most brilliant evil ruler strategy, there was a Girl Scout who set up her cookie stand outside a pot dispensary in San Diego and within a span of like three hours, completely sold out and had to get more product.

And I'm like, that is brilliant evil ruler strategy stuff.

It's got little girls that are really cute to sell you sugar with trans fats in them to people who are smoking pot.

I'm like, and the marijuana with the highest level or one of the highest levels of THC is called Girl Scout Cookies.

But they don't love you back.

I was at a luncheon recently with Lisa Trout.

I love Lisa Trout.

Lisa and her husband, Kenny, own racehorses and they own Justify.

Love them.

And I'm sitting next to her and I just had to do it because Justify won the triple crown.

And I'm like,

would you ever feed Justify junk food?

And she rolled her eyes at me.

I said, no.

I said, would you ever get him stoned?

And she goes, of course not.

I said, would you ever get him drunk?

And she just looked at me.

And I'm like, why?