Dr. Laurie Santos
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Podcast Appearances
And when they finally became single, they got on dating apps, were treating that as a blind date, and then got stood up.
Oh, they got stood up?
Probably because they thought it was a bot, like they were being taken if it was a real celebrity.
Yeah, and they went and stood up.
And I need you to tell me who that celebrity was, but I'm going to give you options.
Was it A, Drew Barrymore, B, Jennifer Aniston, or C, Nicolas Cage?
Can you imagine?
No one would ever believe that that's actually Nicolas Cage.
But honestly, I mean, I know he's got like a new good movie out.
I would still swipe left on Nicolas Cage.
Even if I knew it was Nicolas Cage.
It was the real.
I would still swipe left.
He seems annoying.
And he's from a super wealthy family.
He's from the... Come on, Ashton, help me.